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What I don't understand is how there can be anything to fish at all? If they completely empty the lake, then surely there can be no fish for the next time? 
And if - by some miracle - a few fish escape, they can't reproduce enough to make it worth while fishing again only one year after? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I just spent at least 30 minutes trying to get a two line Haskell function to work.
Typed it out, didn't work. Looked at the answer in my workbook, looks fine.
Tried all kinds of stupid stuff, but what the hell it's only two friggin lines of code!?
Ok, whatever, next question... SAME PROBLEM!
I couldn't get anything to run.
So I just finally figured out it was some stupid problems with tabs vs. spaces... Yes, in Haskell spacing/alignment matters 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Yes, in Haskell spacing/alignment matters
Ain't it fun! That's true of several FP languages, including F# in its "light" mode. Especially on match statements, I often find myself indenting until the IDE stops underlining the expression in red, hahaha.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: I often find myself indenting until the IDE stops underlining the expression in red, hahaha
For Haskell my IDE is Notepad++... Ha... ha... ha... 
Marc Clifton wrote: Ain't it fun!
All the fun you need[^] 
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Python does the same thing... it makes scripting quick and easy, but if a program gets really large and complicated...oh boy, those whitespace problems are a b@#$h to find.
Add a sprinkling of multiple developers working on the same project and everyone uses a different editor (tabs are not guaranteed to be any number of spaces)... 
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The same thing convinced me to move to TypeScript from CoffeeScript
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Look in the dictionary under 'masochism' and you will find some more samples. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ahhh - memories of FORTRAN; column 7
But, if this works with your editors, I always set the editor to convert tabs to spaces. I use the tab key to align stuff but end up with nice spaces.
Added bonus! ! ! ! Limited Time Only ! ! !
If you use a different editor with tab width set to a different value it doesn't hurt to open your spaces only file.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Sander Rossel wrote: Yes, in Haskell spacing/alignment matters
And you're using it because..??
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Study. And a little interest. Mostly study though.
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If you had to "program" your life, what language would you use and why?
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Silence.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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BillWoodruff wrote: Silence.
You tell 'im!
Postin' messages an' makin' all 'at noise in the Lounge!
Wot's da world comin' to?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ook![^] Because why should my life be the only thing that refuses to make any flipping sense?
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In retrospect, something like brainf**k[^] is probably a good fit, but if I was starting over, something soft and quick, like Python.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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You won't get many responses, because they're all too ashamed to admit that it's VB.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Excuse me while I try to find out why my code breaks after the
goto Work
call.
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Good question... do you pick something that is 'efficient' or 'maintainable in old-age'?
Do you pick a passing fad or something with staying power?
The language may be operating system dependent...
So... with all that being said: Fortran.
I spent a significant portion of my professional career in it, and there wasn't much it couldn't do.
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Scratch, because 95% of the time that's what I do!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Something that had immutable objects ideally...
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Adenine
Cytosine
Guanine
Uracil
Rage against the narrative.
"To Build a Fire" - A dystopian novel about project management, and I am the dog.
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Isn't that the DARWIN programming language?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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