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If you had to "program" your life, what language would you use and why?
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Silence.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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BillWoodruff wrote: Silence.
You tell 'im!
Postin' messages an' makin' all 'at noise in the Lounge!
Wot's da world comin' to?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ook![^] Because why should my life be the only thing that refuses to make any flipping sense?
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In retrospect, something like brainf**k[^] is probably a good fit, but if I was starting over, something soft and quick, like Python.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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You won't get many responses, because they're all too ashamed to admit that it's VB.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Excuse me while I try to find out why my code breaks after the
goto Work
call.
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Good question... do you pick something that is 'efficient' or 'maintainable in old-age'?
Do you pick a passing fad or something with staying power?
The language may be operating system dependent...
So... with all that being said: Fortran.
I spent a significant portion of my professional career in it, and there wasn't much it couldn't do.
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Scratch, because 95% of the time that's what I do!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Something that had immutable objects ideally...
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Adenine
Cytosine
Guanine
Uracil
Rage against the narrative.
"To Build a Fire" - A dystopian novel about project management, and I am the dog.
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Isn't that the DARWIN programming language? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Good ol' dependable English, of course 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Assembly; maximum performance while create a WinForm the hard way and failing often.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Machine code. Think of all the time you save when you don't have to haggle over nerdy conventions, rules and styles with, well, nerds.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Whoops, wrong thread...
I program my life by eating food and reading books.
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Either C# or Python.
One guy I know at school would likely say Omgrofl[^] (I found out that he uses this language!)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I don't program myself. I program others for which I use Jedi Mind Tricks.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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<wave hand="">We are not the fools you are looking for.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: We are not the fools you are looking for.
I don't program simpletons either. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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My mother-tongue (Kannada - ಕನ್ನಡ) - because that's the language my mind thinks in, and understands best. And the body is subservient to the mind.
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C++
It lets me encapsulate the parts that are nobody's business but mine, point the inquisitive anywhere else without regard for efficiency or accuracy, and I can keep parts private.
As a bonus, the source code is completely unintelligible and utterly un-maintainable, which saves the trouble of obfuscation.
Will Rogers never met me.
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