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Bob's even the right colour! ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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super wrote: I told my daughter that Dinosaur are extinct.
extinct ? EXTINCT ? Why am I ALWAYS the last one to be informed here ?
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They already have become unexstinct, so you are up to date again:
(From Wikipedia)
Most researchers agree that modern-day birds are the only living members of the Dinosauria clade.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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super wrote: list one animal that did not change for past 4 million years
Difficult: they all have. Even cockroaches (which were around with the dinosaurs and a long way before) are "modern" cockroaches, which do not have the same DNA as the older ones that look much the same.
But "the cockroach" is a good example of an insect that doesn't look any different.
super wrote: list one animal which doesn't not exist now.
Regrettably, that's really, really easy: the list is enormous, and getting longer every day... 
But...famous ones? The Dodo? Mammoth? St Stevens Island Wren?
(I like the last one, apparently the only known example of an entire species possibly wiped out by a single animal, named "Tibbles")
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: list one animal that did not change for past 4 million years
I assumed turtles did not change much. Thats what I told her
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Sharks. As long as they're the kind sans Laser Beams.
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super wrote: I told my daughter that Dinosaur are extinct. But she doesnt accept it.
Perhaps your daughter was referring to her school visit to parliament the previous week?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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super wrote: I told my daughter that Dinosaur are extinct. But she doesnt accept it.
She is correct, I still get projects that "need" to be done in VB 6.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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super wrote: one animal which doesnt not exist now.
Either the trilobite, or the branch of humanity known as "honorable man".
super wrote: one animal that did not change for past 4 million years
Sharks and lawyers more sharks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: or the branch of humanity known as "honorable man".
Let's not go to the realm of myth and folklore. What will come next? Dragons, ghosts and goblins?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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CDP1802 wrote: What will come next? Dragons mothers-in-law, ghosts fathers-in-law, and goblins nephews?
Look, I survived Christmas.
Please don't remind me how soon we'll be at Easter.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Either the trilobite, or the branch of humanity known as "honorable man".
I don't know about the latter; I've met a few men (and women) whom I would call honourable.
I would agree that the honourable man is on the "endagered species" list. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quote: one animal that did not change for past 4 million years
Bacillus 2 9 3[^]
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Certainly most are extinct, but we also have examples like the Coelacanth that were thought to be extinct, but are not.
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Just stop hiding the truth to her and break the news that dinosaurs are alive still. They are alive and control us like puppet masters.
All hail our Dinosaur overlords.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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So is our master!!!
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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No, dinosaurs are our masters. Bob is the dinosaur master.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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You know all of those bugs that appear out of nowhere in your code without even touching it?
It's all the dinosaurs!
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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My eldest has formed the theory that the sharks killed all the dinosaurs.
He saw a video of an allosaurus (probably) hunting fish, only for a huge shark looking thing to pull it into the water. Don't want to correct his theory as it is the most boyish idea I have heard.
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super wrote: If I remember correctly. when in school this topic came very very late. Not in 2nd grade.
This is another example of 'Evolution':
Shows that 2nd grade has indeed evolved from your time to now 
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super wrote: I am not sure how to convince her
Just a suggestion - wouldn't this be a great way to spend time with her by helping her hunt for them?
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No one noticed your clever use of the double negative and they have all supplied the wrong answers.
"which doesnt not exist now."
So I offer Crocodile and Crocodile.
It must be the pedant's holiday.
Whoops I might have just been one.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Actually she is correct, there are several species of what we would consider dinosaurs that are still in existence. The answer the teacher is probably looking for is shark, but another example that is currently in danger of becoming extinct is the coelacanth which has been around for about 400 million years.
Interestingly enough, I had to do a report on a specific type of dinosaur when I was in the 4th grade and I chose the coelacanth. That was quite some time ago, so for your daughter to be learning about dinosaurs is probably not that common.
Software development is an endless struggle between the software developer who strives to produce even greater idiot-proof applications and the universe, which strives to produce even greater idiots.
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This may just be a race to see who posts first - I don't think it's too hard...
Kitty needs a pick-me-up (9)
On your marks, get set, GO!
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