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Be thankful that this isn't the soapbox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That hasn't stopped you before. But, OK, I'll obey you. I am thankful. Because your opinion, Mark Wallace, means something to me and it would damage me so much to have some person on the internet, known for picking fights, to pick a fight with me. I just don't know what I would do.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Y'know, I've worked with people like you (I expect most of us have), whose main concern is their image, so they do barely enough work to get by, and blow it up out of all proportion, when talking to the boss (i.e. me), while the guys who get the real work done, and go the extra mile, just get sh1t on.
Feel free to not bother me, any more.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Incredible. You nailed it. Perfect description. Yep, that's me. So close. How do you manage to be so smart and yet get the real work done? Incredible.
Truly incredible. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hey, troll, I'm not reading your postings.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's OK. Neither am I. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Which part of "I'm not reading your postings" didn't he get, I wonder.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Shhhhhh. He might hear you.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Slogans aren't solutions.
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Awwwww, Rene!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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May he rust in piss
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Are James T Kirk’s favourite nuts Pekhaaaaaans?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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First instinctive reply involving Brazil nuts not KSS... 
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Mine too, (gonads)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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I thought that his favourite nuts were Garth of Izar and Kodos the Executioner.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Nomad also was not quite himself anymore, even before Kirk talked him into suicide like many other computers.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If only destroying computers was that easy... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It is. Some people only need to touch one solder connection on a board and and all CMOS chips are zapped,
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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They're Spock's.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Kirk's favorite nuts are his own.  
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Donathan.Hutchings wrote: his own
Give it a thought, lad . . . that's true of most of us (that are male).
So, who's do you prefer ?
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