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One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
I'm not ignoring your advice (preferences). For example, I think the Mona Lisa could be improved with via sensuous Asian instead of mysterious Italian.
Perhaps you might create your own rendition? The thoughts there - express yourself; paint with your thoughts (without semicolons, if you dare!). I shall feel free to comment, or even not, and you needn't change a word of it.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: mysterious Italian
Nothing mysterious; it's a self-portrait (which is why he named it "La Gioconda" -- the big female joke; a pun about as good as any in CP).
W∴ Balboos wrote: Perhaps you might create your own rendition?
I spend too much time working on that kind of thing already. I don't need to do more in my down time.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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For standard prose, my two main influences are Kurt Vonnegut and Theodor Geisel[^].
I find the latter influence particularly suitable for discussions with management.
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I don't have influences. I write my own way.
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I'd like to imagine that about myself. But what musician, no matter how good, hasn't listened to other musicians and found like and dislikes.
Indeed, all we do is a influenced by all we've done.
Spiced by what we'd care to do; diminished by what we fear might come.
Who doesn't see their fathers or mothers or siblings or friends affectations upon themselves?
Thus, when ego tells me "I make the mold that I am", realization reminds me that someone taught me the art of mold-making and what things go into a mold. Everything influences everything.
Everything does happen for a reason.
Not to prepare the way to the future but as an inevitable response to the past.
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You obviously haven't read much of my work. The way one uses words doesn't have to work that way. You're not limited by the number of strings, keys, or notes.
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Cancer killed both of my parents so I take steps to avoid activities that would cause cancer.
You post every year about your sister and getting drunk; you 'honor' her memory by getting drunk which can lead to liver cancer.
Hmm.. think that one through.
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The trouble is that you can't predict or prevent (the thousand forms of) cancer.
The main cause of melanoma is sunlight, and the main cause of other cancers is oxygen. If you cut those out of your life, you're dead, anyway.
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With the subject you used I thought you had prostate cancer.
Sorry about your lose, I lose my dad to cancer, and have had prostate cancer myself, but never though to get drunk over it.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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If there is an afterlife, Mate, she'll be looking down on you and smiling at your remembrance of her.
The way you honour her passing, even after such a long time, is a diamond. Good on you.
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If you study philosophy, are you just seeking your Nietzsche?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This is a timely thought, as I am in Philosophy class today.
It's required GenED in Indiana.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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To Hume are you addressing this thought?
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Why would I? That's like putting the horse before Descartes!
/ravi
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You're right of course, I wouldn't want to create that much confucious.
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I give you high Marx for that.
/ravi
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That's a relief, I thought you might be Lenin the other way.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I though not to Rashi to anything with my reply. I might lao-tzu to make a pun now and then, but
that being said, I gestalt you'll continue, anyway.
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Some may just shake spears 
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If a philosopher goes to a psychologist, is he Diogenesed?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Anyone used it so far? Is it good?
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