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He's out of here for now. We're eagerly awaiting his umpteenth coming! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I was incarcerated for a day on one count of misleading an ant but was released on bail of replenishing sugar cubes and staying locked up in office for 10 hours. 
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Are ants considered domestic animals? I think that even the likes of PETA would draw the line here...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
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Aaaaargh! (Who cares about PITA). I don't kill ants or swat flies (if attacked, say by a mosquito or deer fly, I will defend myself vigorously). The later are captured and released out of doors.
The first thing I didn't kill was a spider. I had it on the end of a screw driver and was going to squish it and then I thought - what did this creature do to deserve death? I couldn't think of a reason and just put it back on the wall (to eat more pests, I suppose). Which is easier to bring back to life, if killed: a spider? you favorite pet? your favorite aunt?
With a moments reflection (and without seeking levity), taking a life; any life; is something to consider before the act is committed. You can't fix it when you break it.
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Naughty
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That was really, really mean! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yup slow day, now you begin to understand where cockroach racing came from.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Now that's a non-sequitur of an error message! 
Marc
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I'd like a compiler add in that appends ",in my opinion" to all it's error messages 
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I just had an idea, how about a continuation of the Matrix but instead of the original setting, in order to entice people to rejoin the Matrix, the machines offer various popular fantasy settings.
Think about
Matrix: Star Wars
Matrix: Dragon Ball Z
Matrix: Dungeons and Dragons
Matrix: Greek Mythology
Matrix: Star Trek
etc...
Basically, turn the Matrix into a huge live-action RPG with all the fixings. The characters get to live the fantasy. They could even offer vacation packages.
I think I would watch that.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Foothill wrote: Idea for a new science fiction TV series
I'm thinking more in the lines of: A married man tries to pursaude his wife that she's wrong about something - or doesn't need seventy-twelve pairs of shoes! And in the end of season 7, he FINALLY manages!
That's science-fiction for you kid! A real nail-biter! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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An average TV series has 12 chapters in a season. That makes seven seasons about 84 chapters long, when each chapter is about an hour long...
I would like to see the man can persuade his wife of ANYTHING in 84 hours she didn't want at the beginning...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: An average TV series has 12 chapters in a season. That makes seven seasons about 84 chapters long,
Too bad it doesn't apply to GoT! 
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I would like to see the man can persuade his wife of ANYTHING in 84 hours she didn't want at the beginning...
I know! That's what makes it such a great twist, right? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Speaking of which, this is hilarious: 15 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage[^]
(SFW, even for Mark)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: A married man tries to persuade his wife that she's wrong about something - or doesn't need seventy-twelve pairs of shoes! And in the end of season 7, he FINALLY manages!
That's not Science Fiction; that's Fantasy!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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or Horror!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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. . . shall we tell him that his whole life is just such a fantasy, his idea a simple recursion, and the only pleasures we allow the subject are posting in the CP Lounge . . .
Um - yeah - uh-huh.
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...that Nicolas Cage and Tom Cruise were in a band together.[^]
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From a pharmacy company offering discount prices of prescription drugs. So I asked for 1,000,000 milligram Viagra tablets along with some appropriate reading material for added stimulation. The guy connected me with his supervisor who was perplexed to say the least. I ask him if they also sold those real-life sex dolls in lots of 12 because with 1 million milligrams of Viagra coursing through my vein, I was probably gonna use up most of them in one glorious 36 hour sex fest.
He put me on hold so he could get his supervisor, but by then I was spent, and bored, so I hung up.
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You, my friend, need a hobby.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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My hobby is messing with telemarketers - especially the outsourced ones. My goal is to keep them on the phone as long as possible. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That is a public service.
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That is his hobby! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah, that's what he lacks - hobbies. Collecting model cars, collecting guns/ammo, custom building his car's body, and now smooth talking with telemarketers. 
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