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An average TV series has 12 chapters in a season. That makes seven seasons about 84 chapters long, when each chapter is about an hour long...
I would like to see the man can persuade his wife of ANYTHING in 84 hours she didn't want at the beginning...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: An average TV series has 12 chapters in a season. That makes seven seasons about 84 chapters long,
Too bad it doesn't apply to GoT! 
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I would like to see the man can persuade his wife of ANYTHING in 84 hours she didn't want at the beginning...
I know! That's what makes it such a great twist, right? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Speaking of which, this is hilarious: 15 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage[^]
(SFW, even for Mark)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: A married man tries to persuade his wife that she's wrong about something - or doesn't need seventy-twelve pairs of shoes! And in the end of season 7, he FINALLY manages!
That's not Science Fiction; that's Fantasy!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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or Horror!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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. . . shall we tell him that his whole life is just such a fantasy, his idea a simple recursion, and the only pleasures we allow the subject are posting in the CP Lounge . . .
Um - yeah - uh-huh.
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...that Nicolas Cage and Tom Cruise were in a band together.[^]
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From a pharmacy company offering discount prices of prescription drugs. So I asked for 1,000,000 milligram Viagra tablets along with some appropriate reading material for added stimulation. The guy connected me with his supervisor who was perplexed to say the least. I ask him if they also sold those real-life sex dolls in lots of 12 because with 1 million milligrams of Viagra coursing through my vein, I was probably gonna use up most of them in one glorious 36 hour sex fest.
He put me on hold so he could get his supervisor, but by then I was spent, and bored, so I hung up.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You, my friend, need a hobby.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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My hobby is messing with telemarketers - especially the outsourced ones. My goal is to keep them on the phone as long as possible. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That is a public service.
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That is his hobby! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah, that's what he lacks - hobbies. Collecting model cars, collecting guns/ammo, custom building his car's body, and now smooth talking with telemarketers. 
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: by then I was spent
Looks like you need more Viagra than that then.
This space for rent
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As the LD50 for viagra is about 5,000 mg/kg, it would likely be a very short (and not very sweet) time.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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1.000.000 mg = 1000 g = 1 kg. I would pay something for a video of him sucessfully swallowing a 1kg pill without crumbling it into more managable chunks first.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I was going to mix it into one or more energy drinks.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I was going to mix it into one or more energy drinks.
That's Texas for you; even the tall tales are taller than elsewhere.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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He'll just squeeze the pill until it's really really small, then swallow it quickly before it re-expands...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Let's not overdo[^] it, else it will not expand ever again.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"...before it re-expands".
That is not how Viagra works, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
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JSOP: I can't swallow that!
Prof. Farnsworth: Well then, good news! It's a suppository.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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