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A woman arrested for assaulting her husband with several of his guitars.
When in front of the judge he asked her; First offender?
No she said first a Gibson then a Fender…
I'll get My coat I know the way out.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Don't get too strung out. 
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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It's nothing to fret about
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I think we're a chord on this subject.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I hoped I wasn't sticking my neck out too far
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We really could do with Les of these pun threads...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Don't go picking on anybody.
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That struck a chord with me
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That is a bad joke - but don't fret.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I ban ez you from CodeProject!
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I'd shred this post!
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Unusually for jokes here, that made Herself laugh.
But she's a bit highly strung today anyway...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Always aim to please.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Ibanez ofFendered by this post glorifying the abuse of a Gibson!!!
Take note, I will pick the right time a-chording tune the string theory to close this case to protect my guitars.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Aaaaaaah...
/ravi
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Plucky girl! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
A: Pick on someone your own size!
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Shouldn't the judge already know if she has any previous offences? This is what I hate about the legal system, so unorganised
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I hear lot of discussions now where a developer is expected to know both .Net and Java.
Does is really make sense (or a difference for that matter)?
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I know both .Net and Java.
I find it useful to know .Net when working on our .Net (C# and VB, I'm expected to know both of those too) applications.
I find it useful to know Java when working on our Java applications, or other 'stuff' that allow for custom services and whatnot to be written in Java.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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We call it 'Jon Skeeticism'.
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 Is he that famous now ?
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Never heard of him[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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