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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Colored pencils are made out of graphite ("lead") I think you forgot the joke icon. Either that or you're thinking of ordinary grey-leads.
How It's made - Colored Pencils[^]
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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Thanks! I did not know that.
/ravi
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Weapons of colored wax destruction?
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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It depends on which I'm talking about; the two are entirely different products. Crayons are wax-based markers which carry colorants, while colored pencils are more like chalk, as in sintered, finely powdered colorants. No relation.
Will Rogers never met me.
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A woman arrested for assaulting her husband with several of his guitars.
When in front of the judge he asked her; First offender?
No she said first a Gibson then a Fender…
I'll get My coat I know the way out.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Don't get too strung out.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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It's nothing to fret about
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I think we're a chord on this subject.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I hoped I wasn't sticking my neck out too far
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We really could do with Les of these pun threads...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Don't go picking on anybody.
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That struck a chord with me
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That is a bad joke - but don't fret.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I ban ez you from CodeProject!
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I'd shred this post!
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Unusually for jokes here, that made Herself laugh.
But she's a bit highly strung today anyway...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Always aim to please.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Ibanez ofFendered by this post glorifying the abuse of a Gibson!!!
Take note, I will pick the right time a-chording tune the string theory to close this case to protect my guitars.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Aaaaaaah...
/ravi
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Plucky girl!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
A: Pick on someone your own size!
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Shouldn't the judge already know if she has any previous offences? This is what I hate about the legal system, so unorganised
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I hear lot of discussions now where a developer is expected to know both .Net and Java.
Does is really make sense (or a difference for that matter)?
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