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chriselst wrote:
Firstly, does anyone have a good idea on how to get rid of six or seven billion people?

Sure, it's even totally free. It's called time. Poke tongue | ;-P

If you don't care for waiting:
1. become an evil mastermind. Remember, looks need to match brains... How far are you willing to go Big Grin | :-D
2. Find a secret high-tech underground lair.
3. Experiment with lasers
4. Test laser experiments with sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads
5. Expand testing of freakin' laserbeams to satellite status. Ask huge amounts of ransom for not destroying major cities.
6. Use funding of ransom of #5 to build a Death Star
7. Repeat #5 and #6 in case Death Star Mark I was destroyed by rebels to build Death Star Mark II
8. Make sure the rebels are fended of.
9. Bonus: get your apprentice's son to the dark side. (and eat cookies)
10. Fire away! Cool | :cool:
V.

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