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Sit them in a room and force them to watch Piers MorganI
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I want to execute 7 billion people.
I am not a monster!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Do you want to get rid of All of them? 
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That depends... do you need the land afterwards?
If answer is "no", I recommend a few of these[^].
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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If you do need the land afterwards, I recommend a few of these [^].
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hide behind a tree! You need never know of their existence again. Well, it works for my dog!
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"Better", for whom? What are you planning?
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Utopia[^] had the right idea, before C4 cancelled it.
You'll just have to hope that HBO's remake doesn't bugger it up too much, and makes it to the third and fourth season that were originally planned for the UK version.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yeah I loved Utopia, visually stunning as well as a great story.
Hard to argue with the plan either.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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This belongs in the SB but...
Along the lines of de polluting minds, get rid of religion!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Now we know from where the extras come to OG the other day...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Looking at #3 of the bacon related gifts at the bottom, I would say:
Don't get between an English WOMAN and her bacon... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I was actually told: "don't get between an English gentleman and his gin-tonic".
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CPallini wrote: I was actually told: "don't get between an English gentleman and his gin-tonic".
You shouldn't believe everything that Hungarian tells you.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: You shouldn't believe everythinga single word that Hungarian tells you.
FTFY
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ben "Six-Rasher" Roberts wrote:
I should of walked away there and then ...
Poor man - the shock's made him lose his grip on the English language!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, he is from Derbyshire.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.
Which movie?
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An american in Paris
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Try to catch me
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Catch me if you can?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Is it the one with Ashley Madison in the lead role?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The story of Ashley
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Alien scoundrels 
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