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And there was me thinking all the burnt tin foil cops find in peoples cars on reality shows was for heroin! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Heating streaky bacon in a trouser press (almost)? Reminds me of this marvellous song[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I don't know about other parts of the world, but here in the USA we have kitchen implements referred to as "stoves" or "ranges" on which we cook our food!
(I have my coat, and am long gone!......)
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And all of you probably also play the stove pipes very well. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Indeed but, if you note, the cookery equipment featured is all available in a typical hotel room.
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What was she talking there?
It was hard to understand anything as she was squeezing out obnoxious sounds between residual dental matter found in her oral orifice.
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"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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If you are in a hotel on an extreme budget, then OK, but in most cases, isn't it more beneficial and adventurous to go out into the city and meet the people and experience the food? If you can afford to travel, then you should be able to afford to take advantage of the local dining.
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You're thinking up an elegant solution to a problem, you can see it clearly and you make design notes. It looks bloody good and you know it will work.
Then you try to turn it into code and there is the hand cart, destination Hell. 
veni bibi saltavi
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I bet you also dreamt up the prerequisite Roslyn-plugin but, alas, it didn't make it into the awake conscience. That's always how I feel then, some puzzle piece that made it all working got lost somewhere.
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It is the reality which happens most often!
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And on the 'Sleep Coding' topic, I do so quite a bit...
BUT!
When I do, and I get to coding it, it actually works quite well. I have never had a weird issue with it.
I also have this happen with video games:
* Trying to figure out a puzzle
* Go walk the dogs
* Realize the solution while on the walk
* Come back, try solution, it works.
I got through some rather confusing puzzles this way.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Yeah, and after hours of work you find that someone on the interwebz has already solved your exact problem and way better than you ever could've hoped to do
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Door Mordor Gondor
I'll get me coat...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 14-Apr-15 8:10am.
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To quote Pterry, be gone foul fiend unto the blackest pit!
veni bibi saltavi
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OriginalGriff wrote: Modor
One does not simply forget how to spell Mordor! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Modor is Mordor in The Hood.
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Fixed! 
Typo, rather than forgot - I even closed up the gap between the doors because "Modor" wasn't centered... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Here[^] you go.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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UUUUNDEEEER JOOOOLLY ROGEEEER!!! 
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Pirate Song!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Isn't everything they do piratey? I believe they invented the Pirate Metal genre 
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Most, but not everything. How about 'Return of the Dragon'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm betting that's a dragon with a wooden paw and an eyepatch!
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OriginalGriff ?
RefurbishedGollum seems more like it.
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