|
You're thinking up an elegant solution to a problem, you can see it clearly and you make design notes. It looks bloody good and you know it will work.
Then you try to turn it into code and there is the hand cart, destination Hell. 
veni bibi saltavi
|
|
|
|
|
|
I bet you also dreamt up the prerequisite Roslyn-plugin but, alas, it didn't make it into the awake conscience. That's always how I feel then, some puzzle piece that made it all working got lost somewhere.
|
|
|
|
|
It is the reality which happens most often!
|
|
|
|
|
And on the 'Sleep Coding' topic, I do so quite a bit...
BUT!
When I do, and I get to coding it, it actually works quite well. I have never had a weird issue with it.
I also have this happen with video games:
* Trying to figure out a puzzle
* Go walk the dogs
* Realize the solution while on the walk
* Come back, try solution, it works.
I got through some rather confusing puzzles this way.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
|
|
|
|
|
Yeah, and after hours of work you find that someone on the interwebz has already solved your exact problem and way better than you ever could've hoped to do
|
|
|
|
|
________ ________ ________
| | | | | |
| | | | | |
| | | | | |
| | | | | |
|O | |O | |O |
| | | | | |
| | | | | |
| | | | | |
| | | | | |
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Door Mordor Gondor
I'll get me coat...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 14-Apr-15 8:10am.
|
|
|
|
|
To quote Pterry, be gone foul fiend unto the blackest pit!
veni bibi saltavi
|
|
|
|
|
OriginalGriff wrote: Modor
One does not simply forget how to spell Mordor! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
|
|
|
|
|
Modor is Mordor in The Hood.
|
|
|
|
|
Fixed! 
Typo, rather than forgot - I even closed up the gap between the doors because "Modor" wasn't centered... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
Here[^] you go.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
UUUUNDEEEER JOOOOLLY ROGEEEER!!! 
|
|
|
|
|
Pirate Song!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
Isn't everything they do piratey? I believe they invented the Pirate Metal genre 
|
|
|
|
|
Most, but not everything. How about 'Return of the Dragon'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
I'm betting that's a dragon with a wooden paw and an eyepatch!
|
|
|
|
|
OriginalGriff ?
RefurbishedGollum seems more like it.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
|
|
|
|
|
It looks like a bit diagram to me.
101100 is 44 in decimal and X in ASCII.
|
|
|
|
|
never has any significant spot been marked with an X.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
Hodor.
(sorry, wrong franchise)
|
|
|
|
|
Don't let any of them hit you, on the way out.
On second thoughts: Do.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
 ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
|
|
|
|
|
One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him." So the minister began his sermon.
One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon. The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."
You have just been Sharapova'd.
|
|
|
|
|
Just got out of one of those meetings have you?
veni bibi saltavi
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
