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I particularly like the "and those who aren’t relying solely on touch for input" line.
What, both of them?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I wonder what country this is from...
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Quote:
Baconnaise is a bacon-flavored mayonnaise-based product that is Ovo vegetarian and kosher certified.
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worked with chefs to determine how to have mayonnaise that tastes like bacon without having bacon as an ingredient
Heathens! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The simple concept of Kosher Bacon (even a substitute) makes me want to go for a lie down in a cool, dark place...
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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I'm sure I read somewhere that at one point smokey bacon flavoured crisps were vegetarian, but cheese and onion weren't as they used actual cheese featuring cow rennet. 
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Entirely possible: crisp flavourings are a mystery to be. "Smokey bacon" doesn't taste of bacon, "Chicken" doesn't taste of chicken.
But when Herself was diagnosed with high blood pressure and we put her on a low-sodium diet it was interesting to find that "Chicken" flavour crisps had loads more salt in them than "ready Salted" ones did!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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"A complete list of the ingredients includes soybean oil, water, egg yolk, gluconic acid, yeast extract, stabilizer (microcrystalline cellulose, modified food starch, xanthan gum, guar gum, gum Arabic), cultured dextrose, salt, sugar, dehydrated garlic, paprika, dehydrated onion, spice, natural smoke flavor, natural flavors, tocopherols, calcium disodium EDTA, and autolyzed yeast extract."
Yum! Gotta get me some of that gluconic acid! 
/ravi
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Confucius, he say: "Never read ingredients until digestion is complete"
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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All the ingredients a growing lad/lass needs? 
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Mike Hankey wrote: All the ingredients a growing lad/lass needs except Bacon
FTFY!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Alas 
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Yum! Gotta get me some of that gluconic acid!
Tastes just like chicken bacon. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Meh, it is easy enough to make the real thing though. And depending on the pork and eggs it's probably healthier for you than soybean oil.
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"Baconnaise is a bacon-flavored mayonnaise-based product that is Ovo vegetarian and kosher certified."
That's not Bacon, that's Fakeon. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Indeed, or rather Fakeonnaise
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Agent__007 wrote: Fakeonnaise
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Criminal of the day[^]
Anyone seen Pompeyboy (or whatever he was last called) recently?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I pretended to be a ghost once, but people saw right through me.
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You obviously didn't get into the spirit of the thing!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Keep padding that budget with silly fines...
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To be fair he was kind of asking for it 
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Where you see 'asking for a fine' I see 'asking for an arse kicking'.
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What beats me is how he gets time added onto his suspended sentence, rather than being sent straight to jail without stopping at go.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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The UK can't afford to give him £200...
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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