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Won't you feel stupid when he comes in tomorrow and offers you a promotion?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Didn't I feel stupid when I read the rest of the thread?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I hate football, but I am glad the Germans won, they deserved it.
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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Did Mueller pull through?
The way he was acting in the first half it looked like he was going to be paralysed for life.
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Schweinsteiger worse than Mueller. He deserved an Academy Award, especially in extra time.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Especially for the ketchup he used to imitate the bleeding that "needed" to be stitched.
I won’t not use no double negatives.
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Right. It was so obvious. He smashed his face in the other ones fist and rubbed the ketchup on his face afterwards. 
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Riiight...  the only words that came into my mind when I read this was a phrase of a popular German comedian: "Wenn man keine Ahnung hat, einfach mal: Fresse halten" ("If you ain't got no clue, just: shut up") 
Schweinsteiger best player of the game, a real fighter... unlike Messi's performance.
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Sad for Leo Messi, the legend. 
Shuvro
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Quote:
I hate football, but I am glad the Germans won
Absolutely! I have never forgiven the Argies for invading The Falklands!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: I hate football
You should have stopped there; the rest was just boring.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"In 2013, a 489lb (222kg) bluefin tuna was bought at an auction for £1.05m by a sushi restaurant owner in Japan"
So if this corpse had been fresh, and edible, it could be worth a few hundred k? Holy crap!
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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Yes - but only because I started looking from the left, rather than the centre...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I've been in the industry too long, my first thought was negative skewed bell-curve.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I started looking from the left, rather than the centre
So you like big girls.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Quote: The fish, believed to be a bluefin tuna, was discovered floating in the water at Kingsand by a group of friends on holiday.
The species is currently listed as critically endangered.
Although potentially worth hundreds of thousands of pounds internationally, it is illegal to catch or sell the species from British waters.
But once you're beyond territorial waters the International Conspiracy to Catch All Tunas[^] will "listen" to it's panel of scientists about the size of the maximum sustainable catch, set a "quota" that's twice as high, and then sit around with a giant elephanting smirk on its face when it's members catch double their so called "quota" doing nothing while the population continues to decline.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I have to agree,what fish? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Fine specimens worth further study.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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"Dead give-away might show self-discipline."(9)
I like this one.
Ge to it then...
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Nice...
Dead give away : will
Might: power
self-discipline: Willpower
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