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Auntie reports[^]
Gives screwing your bitch a whole new meaning.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
modified 6-Mar-14 4:51am.
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With a Staffy? 
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Foreplay must have been...um...interesting
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Something like throwing a stick. Go, girl, fetch it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Lincolnshire is in Scotland now? This devolution movement is starting to look more like a leveraged management buyout every day.
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If it was Scotland, the staffy would be known as 'quite a catch' compared to the local women.
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I edited my link. I'd been reading some of Auntie's Scotland reports. It's useful to see how the oppressed minions are doing now and again.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I don't get it? 
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Lincolnshire, where the men are men and the dogs run scared! 
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[Well it's almost scientific]
We were walking to skool this very morning and Younger Daughter said hello to a young chap. The following conversation took place:
NV: Is he in your class?
YD: Yes, he's my reading partner [rolls eyes]
NV: Don't you like him?
YD: He's 'okay', but he's not very clever.
NV: Why do you say that?
YD: He likes Dr Who.
So, the jury is in. Dr Who fans are as thick as matron's custard. Further research will be made to find out if Dr Who is the cause of Mr Thicky Syndrome or just an observable effect.
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First sorry for that and i am sure i am not the right person to say this, but you have a type error in one of the words.
Second you can question everything school teach the children and well everyone has his or hers tastes.
I like doughnuts with chocolate for example and OG likes them with some berry jam if i am not wrong
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Indeed: Strawberry (which isn't a berry) jam or raspberry (which also isn't a berry) jam. But not Banana (which is a berry).
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: But not Banana (which is a berry).
So why isn't it called a bananaberry? 
And why can't you buy Bananaberry Jam?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Johnny J. wrote: So why isn't it called a bananaberry?
For the same reason guacamole isn't made from Avocadoberry, and wine isn't made from Grapeberries.
But Dangleberries... let's not go there.
Johnny J. wrote: And why can't you buy Bananaberry Jam?
You can: Amazon sells it[^] - well, Banana Jam.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Johnny J. wrote: And why can't you buy Bananaberry Jam?
How would you get the last of it out of the banana-shaped jar? You have to think of these practicalities in the world of jam-making!
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Can't get it out of the jar. You'd be in a jam!
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No, sorry banana is a herb.
"The banana plant is called a 'banana tree' in popular use, but it's technically regarded as a herbaceous plant (or 'herb'), not a tree, because the stem does not contain true woody tissue."
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The whole plant is a herb, but the "fruiting part" (i.e. the bit you eat) is a berry: "a fleshy fruit produced from a single ovary"[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Argonia wrote: you have a type error in one of the words.
If you mean skool it's deliberate. Those of us above a certain age willl probably be fans of this book[^] and the others in the series, as any fule kno.
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But everybody know that it's spelled Shcool[^]!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Looks like the name of a Rapper.
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Of course even if it wasn't deliberate you're still one up on him. I spotted two in his admonishment
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It's not that they are thick - it's just that Dr Who is a childrens program, right Dave?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Made by the DRAMA department, not the Children's Department.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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