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Dalek Dave wrote: Actually I am fluent in German
Oh really? Several years is enough is it?
Anyway, your Germish sucks. 
(And oddly it is always Germans who bring up Hitler)
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Erudite_Eric wrote: And dont forget inversion!
I thnk you meant:
"And don't forget invasion."
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Don't mention the war.
DD did once, but I think he got away with it...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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German tourist witnesses a road accident. He runs into a shop. Here is the conversation:
German: A man has been knocked down by a car. What number do I dial to get an ambulance?
Shopkeeper: No, no, no.
German: What do you mean, nein, nein, nein?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Reminds me of the (probably faked) video about the German coast guard I saw years ago. There are two men, an old one and a young one, problably an apprentice.
The old man says (in German) to to the young one something like: I need to go to the restroom. Stay alert.
As soon as the old man is out of the door there is a voice from the speaker: Mayday, mayday! We are sinking!
The young man hessitantly grabs the microphone and says veeery sloowly with an incredibly awful German accent: Hello. Sis is se German coast guard. What are you sinking about?
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Yes you did. You invaded Poland!"
Had some brilliant lines, that show: "She can kill a man at 10 paces with one blow of her tongue" 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Don't mention the war.
Edit: I think OG did once but I think he got away with it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: all of this could have been mine
Britain, North Germany, Holland and Flanders should have merged into a single state centuries ago. We have a common language, common religion, common culture and would have been a dominant global force and avoided two world wars.
Shame.
modified 27-Feb-14 5:27am.
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So you mean German language, German Religion and German culture?
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Not German. Celtic 
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Back to the roots eh? 
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We would only have taken wales and Scotland with us into the Greater Union of Germanic Peoples is to have someone to make jokes about....
modified 27-Feb-14 5:37am.
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Platte Deutsch though.
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no way... badisch, the only german dialect that is truely worth keeping it
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Erudite_Eric wrote: WTF is basdisch
FTFY
It's the dialect many mix up with Swabian, but as Baden-Württemberg is a mix of 2 different provinces, the Badisch part (i don't know if there is a english word for that) and the swabian part (Württemberg). And both dialects are completely different for those who speak it. But i see this is to deep into German neighbour rivalries.
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Ah, OK, I drive past there when O go home. I forget how young Germany is and really how many almost separate languages it has.
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Yeah there are a lot, the funniest Thing to see is the south German ppl getting subtitles in tv cause "nobody understands them"
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Mostly it's the Eastern German people (escpecially from Saxonia) that get the subtitles.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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That's what Hitler would have said.
Therefore I lose.
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"We" in the Netherlands don't even have a common religion or culture, and this place is tiny.
There's The West (includes the middle), which is generally civilized. The East, which is mostly empty except for some pseudo-Germans. The South which is somehow Catholic unlike the rest of the country - they refuse to pronounce their G's correctly, and they vote for Wilders. The North, divided between separatists (with their own language and culture, stuck a century in the past) and communists (but most of them are students).
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This Angela Merkel[^]?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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