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Jesus, I hate them all. Some of them twice.
I'm going to use up more of the environments, just to even things out a bit.
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Erudite_Eric wrote: radical
I think I've found the problem.
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Erudite_Eric wrote: Men as a class are waging a war against women
'Tis Gd's truth, and the female sex have been winning that war decisively, individually, and collectively, since gender popped out of the slimes-of-proteins simmering in primordial evolutionary soup.
Of course, we men do have the joy of spasmic surrenders to our overall genetic irrelevance qua expendable violent ecstasy-addicted seed-carriers muscularly hypertrophied via being soaked in the hallucinogen testosterone from birth.
Ah, the joy 
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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I have never been able to work out why women in western civilisations complain about their lot, as a class they've won, why don't they just shut up and enjoy it!
It all falls apart when religions come into the equation of course.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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What the heck is gynocide?
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It's what Amanda Bynes wanted done to her private parts by that rapper. Just before she was committed to the psych hospital.
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Sounds like they've been working at Walmart to long?
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Erudite_Eric wrote: This is the problem with democracy. Idiots like this think they have something to say.
Democracy? What you are actually referring to is the right of freedom of speech.
That right, like all of them, come both with the good and the bad. Which the framers of the constitution recognized.
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Yet you are still going to read this[+] 
Well, at least you will not have a slow news day again. 
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They are just saying this to try and keep us ill-informed.
Ignorance is bliss.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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One word
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but a picture paints a thousand words so make up your mind 1 or 1000?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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My wife is constantly nagging me about the fact that I have absolutely no clue (nor interest) in what happens in the society around me.
I've tried to explain to her that that is a conscious decision - and this is the very reason!
And I do actually think it's a bliss. All you ever hear about on the news is chaos and disaster.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I know for a fact how ill informed news etc are. My uncle is a mechanic/engineer very high up in his department/field for a famous car company. One day he was at a release in a small town for one of the opposition's vehicles. In this commotion one of the reporters asked him if they can take a picture of him and his wife at the vehicle, reluctantly he agreed and then the person asked his name.
Next morning my uncle awakes to his boss' call asking him about the insanity that begotten him (comically luckily). So to his great surprise my uncle saw his name next to a photo in the newspaper with this written underneath it: "Mr and Mrs _ can be seen here at the release of the new (car). Mr _ confirmed he was really looking forward to test driving the car and says he liked the new sleek design"
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thats why there is the saying
"No news is good news"
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Not according to master Oogway
Shifu: Master! I have... it's very bad news!
Oogway: Ah, Shifu. There is just news. There is no good or bad.
Shifu: Master, your vision. Your vision was right!
Tai-Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!
[pause]
Oogway: That IS bad news.
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Wiki[^]
98 is a good age, just a shame he didn't make the 100.
There are not many people who can claim to have invented a new type of telescope, but he is one of them.
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Ad astra per alas porci.
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I'm beginning to have a funny image of DD hovering over the obit's column, waiting to report to CP.
(Either that or its something more sinister, relating to his predeliction for extermination)
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I love obits.
Everyday one of the first things I do is to see who has left the party.
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Dalek Dave wrote: There are not many people who can claim to have invented a new type of...
My horological hero is George Daniels who died a couple of years ago. His co-axial escapement was the first real innovation in watchmaking since the time of John Harrison, that is, in over 250 years. Yet, his death was mostly unreported in the media. If you buy any modern Omega watch, Daniels' co-axial is what drives the gearing with unparalleled precision and timing. I had the privilege of meeting him once and he was a big fan of BMW bikes.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Perhaps there's something in it that will make the mooted publication in Private Eye.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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"Occasionally appertaining to XX?"(10)
Now I think THIS one is hard.
Let's see.
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Dalek Dave wrote: XX
Dalek Dave wrote: THIS on[sic] is hard
Shirley it needs a third X then?
speramus in juniperus
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