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Not just up their own nipses but up each others.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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My astrologer told me that you'd be "snippy" today.
I'd respond in kind but my astrologer also told me that you'd spill some gin this week.
I figure that is probably more karmic blowback than you can handle.
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In my long and varied life, I have travelled to all corners of the globe and drunk in bars from the lowliest spit & sawdust to the swankiest cocktail lounge. I have NEVER spilt Gin.
Beer, I've spilt beer. But never Gin.
speramus in juniperus
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They're obviously working to fix it - the subheading is still wrong, but the body now mentions "astronomists". 
Nice Disqus avatar, BTW. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It still isn't anywhere near as bad as what passes for "journalism" here in the states.
Added: Apparently, it took 2 hours for them to change the word "astrologers" to -- get this -- "astronomists", before it was finally fixed to "astronomers."
I still stand by what I wrote above, though.
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It is because our Nigerian born baby eating communist president gave all the gold in Fort Knox to Chinese industrial spies working for Al Qaeda.
^ I've pieced that together from several different news reports.
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And you got those news reports from the Internet, so they must be true!
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Seriously?[^]
If anyone had ever been to Hull they would know that the words Hull and Culture are not often seen in the same sentence.
(Unless that sentence is something like "Hull has no culture"
I want those of you who have never been to Hull to imagine a grimy, run down fishing port town that has mass unemployment, no class, no style.
Where people are miserable and impoverished and education is frowned upon.
There is no ambition nor civic pride and it is inhabited by druggies, alcoholics, single mothers and there bastard offspring, all of whom rely upon benefits and handouts.
The only Art in Hull is Graffiti.
It is a shithole, worse even that Luton!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: worse even that Luton!
Now I know you are lying!
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Dalek Dave wrote: it is inhabited by druggies, alcoholics, single mothers and there bastard offspring, all of whom rely upon benefits and handouts.
Unfortunately that fits far too many towns in this country nowadays.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Aye, lad. Crawley is but one of many.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Come on - tell us what you really think!
I've been to Hull and back twice - once to visit The Deep - I was working at another aquarium at the time and was asked to check out the opposition.
The other time was to take my daughter to look around the university as she was thinking of going there - luckily she chose to go to Liverpool, my own Alma Mater (and our home town).
Nothing I saw makes me anxious to make a third visit.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Seriously?
I was pretty sure it would go to Hull - look at the competition.
Leicester - it's a pleasant (if you like cities) city with a lot of history. Met some good people from there.
Dundee - Been there, nothing special. Has dolphins, which is a plus.
Swansea - As Dylan Thomas said: "It's a pretty, sh*tty city". I leave out the comma.
Dundee and Swansea aren't in England, so they stood no chance - NI got it last time. Worse, Dundee might not even be in the UK in 2017...
And Hull? It has no discernable culture so it had to win, if only to persuade the locals that mooning each other outside the pub is "cultural"
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And they say the Humber bridge is the only bridge that goes from nowhere to nowhere.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Dalek Dave wrote: If anyone had ever been to Hull they would know that the words Hull and Culture are not often seen in the same sentence.
Isn't culture the convex hull of living together? 
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It could have been Dundee!
speramus in juniperus
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That would have been really funny - "UK City of Culture 2017" is not actually in the UK in 2017 if the vote goes against Cameron... 
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Mmmm, The Who recorded a live album there (in the city hall?) and it went wrong what we got was Live At Leeds. Also I bet there are a few 'cultures' growing in the a city of Alcoholics & Druggies. It from your description has a style 'Chav' (pass the Burberry!)
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On the upside, they do have Kingston Telecom, or KTL, or whatever they are called now.
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Quote: Hull has been named as the UK City of Culture 2017
I know the US is in a time zone behind the UK; however, it's still 2013 in the US. How did we get 4 years behind?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: How did we get 4 years behind?
Practice.
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I don't want to get to 4 years behind, I want to get to Carnegie Hall, how do I get there?
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Sleep with Simon Cowell?
speramus in juniperus
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I just threw up in my mouth a little... 
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So the audition went well...
speramus in juniperus
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