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At only 4 months old, you're much too young to remember league placings!
You're not some third rate volcano engulfed boy in disguise are you?
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Tom Lawton wrote: third rate volcano engulfed boy
 We should do a whole day where we talk in nothing but CCC's.
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unknown integer brings woman off perhaps to form an answer? (2).
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I hope this has a real answer, otherwise I am not getting any sleep tonight 
(Hi my name is Tom and I am an addict!)
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We have an area for that already - QA.
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I've been going to anger management courses, but now I've decided to stop as I just want to punch everyone there.
speramus in juniperus
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Remembering a quote: "Anybody can become angry — that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way — that is not within everybody's power and is not easy."
― Aristotle
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When looking at the title I initially thought that MM posted it.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Easy mistake to make, Nagy's got naff all to do, since he beat a shrub to submission, love the signature
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Oh great, now I'm all upset.
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If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?
-- Sydney J. Harris
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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You can do just like me, practice some martial arts! 
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...than a site that has a 'remember me' tick box and then never elephanting remembers you? I've had to sign in to it 3 times already this morning.
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Yes.
Lots of things. For example:
Having a stranger stab you in the eye with a stick?Someone farting in a lift? And then leaving?A work colleague who only smokes OPs, but gets through a pack a day?This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Having a stranger stab you in the eye with a stick?
Why does this hurt more than somebody you know doing it.
OriginalGriff wrote: Someone farting in a lift? And then leaving?
That's not annoying that's wrong on so many levels.
OriginalGriff wrote: A work colleague who only smokes OPs, but gets through a pack a day?
Can't work out what an OP is?
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PB 369,783 wrote: Can't work out what an OP is?
Opium Pipe?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Because you aren't expecting it, and the stranger will generally pretend it didn't happen and continue down the street waving his umbrella as if nothing occurred?
OPs == "Other Peoples"
Someone who never buys cigarettes, but continually bums them off everyone else. I've worked with a few, when I still smoked.
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PB 369,783 wrote: on so many levels
Yes
What, me worry?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Someone farting in a lift? And then leaving?
Would it be better if they stayed?
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Well at least you could kick the sh*t out of them when the doors closed... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Well at least you could kick the sh*t out of them when the doors closed..
Because the fart wasn't enough?
I swear, I don't understand anything about you, Griff.
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As it appears to be a competition, can I nominate "Picking up hedge clippings only to find you've just grabbed a fresh fox's Richard."
speramus in juniperus
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