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When looking at the title I initially thought that MM posted it.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Easy mistake to make, Nagy's got naff all to do, since he beat a shrub to submission, love the signature 
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Oh great, now I'm all upset.
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If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?
-- Sydney J. Harris
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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You can do just like me, practice some martial arts! 
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...than a site that has a 'remember me' tick box and then never elephanting remembers you? I've had to sign in to it 3 times already this morning.
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Yes.
Lots of things. For example:
Having a stranger stab you in the eye with a stick?Someone farting in a lift? And then leaving?A work colleague who only smokes OPs, but gets through a pack a day?This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Having a stranger stab you in the eye with a stick?
Why does this hurt more than somebody you know doing it.
OriginalGriff wrote: Someone farting in a lift? And then leaving?
That's not annoying that's wrong on so many levels.
OriginalGriff wrote: A work colleague who only smokes OPs, but gets through a pack a day?
Can't work out what an OP is?
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PB 369,783 wrote: Can't work out what an OP is?
Opium Pipe?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Because you aren't expecting it, and the stranger will generally pretend it didn't happen and continue down the street waving his umbrella as if nothing occurred?
OPs == "Other Peoples"
Someone who never buys cigarettes, but continually bums them off everyone else. I've worked with a few, when I still smoked.
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PB 369,783 wrote: on so many levels
Yes
What, me worry?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Someone farting in a lift? And then leaving?
Would it be better if they stayed?
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Well at least you could kick the sh*t out of them when the doors closed... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Well at least you could kick the sh*t out of them when the doors closed..
Because the fart wasn't enough?
I swear, I don't understand anything about you, Griff.
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As it appears to be a competition, can I nominate "Picking up hedge clippings only to find you've just grabbed a fresh fox's Richard."
speramus in juniperus
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Tipicall for Terminal Server sessions (cookies). Had the issue with ...CodeProject right now (after one hour..) The internal session was still alive..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Everyone I know and everything they do?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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And you.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Undoubtedly.
What's really elephanting annoying however is my companies continuing efforts to lock down the entire internet using websense.
ebay has gone today.
I cannot be long before CP goes the way of all other message boards and forums.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Maybe they want you to do some work. Yeah, I know, too weird. 
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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I'm still going to use the site, just now it's going to be on my phone using 3G and take a lot longer.
Plus I've already lost time bitching about it.
The world has changed, you no longer have go to work do work stuff, leave work do none work stuff. Lines are blurred, you can do work stuff and none work stuff at work and not at work, indeed it is expected, so why is the other way round not acceptable?
Does it cost the company anything in monetary terms or lost productivity, or do people simply adapt to fit the occasional none work thing into their working day?
If I want to waste time I shall do it regardless of what websites are open or closed, it gets closed down enough then when I'm bored or want a break then I'll waste time with by talking to my colleagues instead, then I'm stopping several people working.
All this treat your employees like an untrustworthy child bullshit is totally counter productive.
All in my humble opinion, of course.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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ChrisElston wrote: If I want to waste time I shall do it regardless of what websites are open or closed,
Reminds me of a story I read this morning where they are going to introduce more fencing to Railways in order 'to prevent suicides'. I thought they're not preventing suicides they're just making people do it in a different way.
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ChrisElston wrote: All this treat your employees like an untrustworthy child bullsh*t is totally counter productive.
True, but there are always that small percentage who do sweet FA every day, whether they have access to the internet or not. Years ago I had a colleague who came into the office in the morning, spent 5 or 10 minutes rooting around in his desk, picked up a folder full of papers and walked out. Round about 5 or 5:30 he returned, put the folder back in his desk and went home. No one knew what he did all day.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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My point exactly.
You can make the majority's time at work harder to try to get something extra out of the minority, but that minority will just do something else instead.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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