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But then you end up bumping into the rail and your phone falls into the water. 
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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It's OK it wont be a good one, an iPhone would have warned the user in time. 
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UsernameNotDefined wrote: an iPhone would have warned the user in time misdirected her to the wrong bay.
FTFY
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BillWoodruff wrote: the woman kept hold of her mobile phone throughout the ordeal.
God forbid that she should cut short her conversation with the BFF.
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I wouldn't be at all surprised if there was a "Dang, I just fell in the water" post on her FB account now - Along with an underwater picture... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Along with an underwater picture...
A selfie with a caption...Look I'm drowning. 
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Well, I'd press "Like" on that one... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So, I've got the tree and decs down, and with the help of Dij the cat (um...) amy puttin up the decorations for the season.
To help me in this, I have wound the music up : from Serious Sam The Second Encounter, the Snow Level "Jingle bells" bit, complete with machine gun fire, rocket launchers, headless bombers, and Kleer galloping around.
Very festive.
It will soon segue into Trans Siberian Orchestra's "Dreams Of FireFlies" and "The Lost Christmas Eve" albums.
So what do you listen to to get that festive feeling?
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Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Apart from Kevin Bloody Wilson, you mean?
Well, I'm quite partial to country music, so I just listened to Suzy Bogguss, "Two Step 'Round the Christmas Tree" - one of my absolute favourites...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 18-Dec-13 8:22am.
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Not Christmas time until I hear Al Hirt[^].
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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OriginalGriff wrote: So what do you listen to to get that festive feeling?
The melodic pop of champagne corks....
speramus in juniperus
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OriginalGriff wrote: So what do you listen to to get that festive feeling?
God Smack
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OriginalGriff wrote: So what do you listen to to get that festive feeling?
Anything but allegedly "festive" music.
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Handel's Messiah: A Soulful Celebration[^] by Quincy Jones and others
Christmas Present[^] by Rick Braun
Christmas[^] by Rockapella
OriginalGriff wrote: the help of Dij the cat
Does Dij climb up inside the tree? Over the years we've had several kittens climb the tree and get stuck. The only thing more exsanguinating than pulling the kitten out through the branches was trying to clean the pine sap out of their hair.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yes! And removes the baubles, crackers, and even steals the oasis Herself uses for canled and stuff on the mantelpiece.
But fortunately, no sap - we got a good quality artificial tree fifteen or so years ago, and it's still going strong. It looks more natural than a real one by boxing day!
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Since we have hardwood floors, we've always had to keep the fragile ornaments off the bottom couple of feet of the tree. Like Dij, our kittens loved to knock stuff down. All of our cats are now older, so they prefer sleeping underneath.
We alternate between using a natural tree and an artificial one. I think the cats liked the live tree more for climbing purposes .
Software Zen: delete this;
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[^]; while listening it is very important to breathe deeply, and meditate on the mantra "bah humbug."
If you seek to aid everyone that suffers in the galaxy, you will only weaken yourself … and weaken them. It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards… If you care for others, then dispense with pity and sacrifice and recognize the value in letting them fight their own battles." Darth Traya
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Ah....and relax...
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About a half dozen years ago I was at my parents house baking cookies while rocking out to Marilyn Manson when my Mom got home from work. For some reason she wasn't amused by my musical selections. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Relient K's "Let It Snow, Baby. Let It Reindeer."
Ciao,
luker
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Herself has been watching the TV again, and has decided we will be having M&S Sugar Plum Christmas Pudding for our Christmas lunch dessert. That I don't like Christmas Pud too much, and would prefer a baked apple, or a homemade Lemon Tart is irrelevant.
As is the weather: Is very wet, and pretty windy, but...off I go to the nearest M&S food hall.
£14!
For a Christmas Pudding? 
And it doesn't even include the tanner!
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