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Sorry about that; the link is fixed.
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"Lay of that whiskey, and let that cocaine be"
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Would you have a version on elvish so we can sing it in our halls into the trees?...
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Quote: A tourist is lucky to be alive after she fell into Melbourne's Port Phillip Bay while browsing on Facebook, police say. ... There will be no need for a lost property report as the woman kept hold of her mobile phone throughout the ordeal. [^]
If you seek to aid everyone that suffers in the galaxy, you will only weaken yourself … and weaken them. It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards… If you care for others, then dispense with pity and sacrifice and recognize the value in letting them fight their own battles." Darth Traya
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The tourist is lucky, the rest of the world, not so.
Sorry, if I were visiting down under, the last thing I would be doing is walking around with a stupid phone in my face. Melbourne can't be that boring, can it?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It's too bad. She just missed winning the Darwin award.
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See that's where we go wrong in the UK.
That pier would never be allowed without a guardrail over here. Its for that reason alone that we can't drown our Facebook users.
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But then you end up bumping into the rail and your phone falls into the water.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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It's OK it wont be a good one, an iPhone would have warned the user in time.
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UsernameNotDefined wrote: an iPhone would have warned the user in time misdirected her to the wrong bay.
FTFY
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BillWoodruff wrote: the woman kept hold of her mobile phone throughout the ordeal.
God forbid that she should cut short her conversation with the BFF.
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I wouldn't be at all surprised if there was a "Dang, I just fell in the water" post on her FB account now - Along with an underwater picture...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Along with an underwater picture...
A selfie with a caption...Look I'm drowning.
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Well, I'd press "Like" on that one...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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So, I've got the tree and decs down, and with the help of Dij the cat (um...) amy puttin up the decorations for the season.
To help me in this, I have wound the music up : from Serious Sam The Second Encounter, the Snow Level "Jingle bells" bit, complete with machine gun fire, rocket launchers, headless bombers, and Kleer galloping around.
Very festive.
It will soon segue into Trans Siberian Orchestra's "Dreams Of FireFlies" and "The Lost Christmas Eve" albums.
So what do you listen to to get that festive feeling?
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Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Apart from Kevin Bloody Wilson, you mean?
Well, I'm quite partial to country music, so I just listened to Suzy Bogguss, "Two Step 'Round the Christmas Tree" - one of my absolute favourites...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
modified 18-Dec-13 8:22am.
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Not Christmas time until I hear Al Hirt[^].
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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OriginalGriff wrote: So what do you listen to to get that festive feeling?
The melodic pop of champagne corks....
speramus in juniperus
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OriginalGriff wrote: So what do you listen to to get that festive feeling?
God Smack
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OriginalGriff wrote: So what do you listen to to get that festive feeling?
Anything but allegedly "festive" music.
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Handel's Messiah: A Soulful Celebration[^] by Quincy Jones and others
Christmas Present[^] by Rick Braun
Christmas[^] by Rockapella
OriginalGriff wrote: the help of Dij the cat Does Dij climb up inside the tree? Over the years we've had several kittens climb the tree and get stuck. The only thing more exsanguinating than pulling the kitten out through the branches was trying to clean the pine sap out of their hair.
Software Zen: delete this;
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