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OriginalGriff wrote: So what do you listen to to get that festive feeling?
Anything but allegedly "festive" music.
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Handel's Messiah: A Soulful Celebration[^] by Quincy Jones and others
Christmas Present[^] by Rick Braun
Christmas[^] by Rockapella
OriginalGriff wrote: the help of Dij the cat
Does Dij climb up inside the tree? Over the years we've had several kittens climb the tree and get stuck. The only thing more exsanguinating than pulling the kitten out through the branches was trying to clean the pine sap out of their hair.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yes! And removes the baubles, crackers, and even steals the oasis Herself uses for canled and stuff on the mantelpiece.
But fortunately, no sap - we got a good quality artificial tree fifteen or so years ago, and it's still going strong. It looks more natural than a real one by boxing day! 
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Since we have hardwood floors, we've always had to keep the fragile ornaments off the bottom couple of feet of the tree. Like Dij, our kittens loved to knock stuff down. All of our cats are now older, so they prefer sleeping underneath.
We alternate between using a natural tree and an artificial one. I think the cats liked the live tree more for climbing purposes  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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[^]; while listening it is very important to breathe deeply, and meditate on the mantra "bah humbug."
If you seek to aid everyone that suffers in the galaxy, you will only weaken yourself … and weaken them. It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards… If you care for others, then dispense with pity and sacrifice and recognize the value in letting them fight their own battles." Darth Traya
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Ah....and relax...
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About a half dozen years ago I was at my parents house baking cookies while rocking out to Marilyn Manson when my Mom got home from work. For some reason she wasn't amused by my musical selections. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Relient K's "Let It Snow, Baby. Let It Reindeer."
Ciao,
luker
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Herself has been watching the TV again, and has decided we will be having M&S Sugar Plum Christmas Pudding for our Christmas lunch dessert. That I don't like Christmas Pud too much, and would prefer a baked apple, or a homemade Lemon Tart is irrelevant.
As is the weather: Is very wet, and pretty windy, but...off I go to the nearest M&S food hall.
£14!
For a Christmas Pudding? 
And it doesn't even include the tanner!
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SHE's got a craving for pudding and YOU are sent out in the rain!!! Is she pregnant? 
That's the only way to explain that in my book!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If she's pregnant, he only have to step out of the door, count to ten and step back. She will have a new wish already...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Thankfully, no. She was "fixed" after her son was born with a congenital brain problem that runs in her family. He died young, and she decided it wasn't fair to risk it again.
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Sorry 'bout that, but OK, then there can only be one other explanition: You are well and thoroughly "kittenwhipped"...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You are not married, are you?  This is perfectly normal behavior. I can't count the number of times I've had to run to the store to pick up something when an odd craving has come over possessed my wife. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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In that case, my answer to Griff from a few minutes ago applies to you as well... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Again, you are not married, are you? 
Your comment is probably accurate, but if you think you will be able to win that battle in the long run, I am afraid you will learn your lesson the hard way, just as most of us have. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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And I still bear the scars...
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Johnny is either not married or will soon not be married, Ho ho ho!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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SoMad wrote: I can't count the number of times I've had to run to the store to pick up something when an odd craving has come over possessed my wife
Just to find out that she changed cravings while you we're gone.
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Or is fast asleep when I return.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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OriginalGriff wrote: £14
It's about 80 NIS. For only one single pudding it's sound like robbery.
I wouldn't go. She wants - she goes...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: She wants - she goes...
Another single man showing how little you know until after the wedding.
speramus in juniperus
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Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married with 4 children...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: with 4 children...
Does your wife know?
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