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What the hell is a Banta? Is that like a Bantha from Star Wars? If so, see the second last option above.
regards,
Paul Watson
Ireland
Colib and ilikecameras.
K(arl) wrote:
oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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I think they meant Banta Singh who makes up half of the comedy duo Santa Singh and Banta Singh.
www.santabanta.com
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When they are sad we all suffer.
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lol, speaking of that. My computer is sad because it has to work kinda hard on compiling lately 30 minutes for compiling 24 mb of sourcecode. And now I suffer because I can't continue my work while the computer is working...
WM.
What about weapons of mass-construction?
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You have to be careful with that, because 90% of bugs are caused by sad data, so it is very important to keep your data happy.
I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book,
only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon
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Hello,
WillemM wrote: And now I suffer because I can't continue my work while the computer is working...
Wasn't it so that you are working when your computer is working?
Behind every great black man...
... is the police. - Conspiracy brother
Blog[^]
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It was in the past, but today I press a button and have to wait for that darn machine to finish
WM.
What about weapons of mass-construction?
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Mine too. I just finished compiling the Boost library this morning. It's amazing how 10MB of source code can turn in 2.4GB of files and take almost 3 hours to build.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Don't you just love the template libraries...
Behind every great black man...
... is the police. - Conspiracy brother
Blog[^]
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What will you ask Santa for this Christmas?
(1) Kawasaki Z750s
Hey Chris, is that you? ![Big Grin | :-D](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/smiley_biggrin.gif)
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Here's[^] the 750. I prefer this[^]. I'm just not sure that ice and a bike mix, so I don't think I'll get one in Toronto
cheers,
Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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The other one is a single seater, so you wont be able to take the lady home after u impress her with ur bike
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
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He doesn't need one. A real man will toss her drunken @&& over the gas tank and lash her down with bungie cords.
"...a photo album is like Life, but flat and stuck to pages." - Shog9
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600s are for the girls or newbies. ZX-14 FTW
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Maybe next year
cheers,
Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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I bought a KLR 650 in August but my brother wrecked it and I need something a little peppier than my turbo diesel.
In the zen of programming their can only be one master
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if(Earth.State == EarthStates.Peace)
{
Hell.SetTemperature(0.0f);
}
-- modified at 13:58 Monday 19th December, 2005
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When people say Hell freezes over, they don't really understand that it doesn't need to get cold to freeze up. All of us know that Hell is primarily made of Sulphur and Sulphur has a freezing point that's around 112C (233F). So it's all frozen over in hell and at the same time it's damn hot!
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Only a geek... only a geek...
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote: and at the same time it's damn hot!
...and stinks to high hell.
Jeremy Falcon
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"Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic?"
A thermodynamics professor wrote a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions, and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
1. So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given me by Therese Banyan during our freshman year, and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then # 2 cannot be true, and, therefore, hell is exothermic."
. . . . . . . . . The student got the only A.
In the zen of programming their can only be one master
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