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What will you ask Santa for this Christmas?
(1) Kawasaki Z750s
Hey Chris, is that you?
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Here's[^] the 750. I prefer this[^]. I'm just not sure that ice and a bike mix, so I don't think I'll get one in Toronto
cheers,
Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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The other one is a single seater, so you wont be able to take the lady home after u impress her with ur bike
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
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He doesn't need one. A real man will toss her drunken @&& over the gas tank and lash her down with bungie cords.
"...a photo album is like Life, but flat and stuck to pages." - Shog9
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600s are for the girls or newbies. ZX-14 FTW
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Maybe next year
cheers,
Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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I bought a KLR 650 in August but my brother wrecked it and I need something a little peppier than my turbo diesel.
In the zen of programming their can only be one master
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if(Earth.State == EarthStates.Peace)
{
Hell.SetTemperature(0.0f);
}
-- modified at 13:58 Monday 19th December, 2005
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When people say Hell freezes over, they don't really understand that it doesn't need to get cold to freeze up. All of us know that Hell is primarily made of Sulphur and Sulphur has a freezing point that's around 112C (233F). So it's all frozen over in hell and at the same time it's damn hot!
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Only a geek... only a geek...
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote: and at the same time it's damn hot!
...and stinks to high hell.
Jeremy Falcon
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"Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic?"
A thermodynamics professor wrote a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions, and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
1. So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given me by Therese Banyan during our freshman year, and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then # 2 cannot be true, and, therefore, hell is exothermic."
. . . . . . . . . The student got the only A.
In the zen of programming their can only be one master
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Using public member variables, tztztz...
*scnr*
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inline wrote: Using public member variables, tztztz...
Properties... Know your language.
public enum EarthStates { }
public class Earth
{
private static EarthStates m_eState;
public static EarthStates State
{ get { return m_eState; } }
}
Behind every great black man...
... is the police. - Conspiracy brother
Blog[^]
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I assume we are talking kelvin
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No, that's wrong. The expession goes "when hell freezes over". Hence, it should be something like this:
while(Hell.GetTemperatureInCelsius() > 0) {<br>
ASSERT(Hell.GetTemperatureInCelsius() <= 0);
<br>Earth.State = EarthStates.Peace;<br> IMHO.
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Pictures[^] from my Japan trip.
-- modified at 16:30 Wednesday 21st December, 2005
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The while-loop would loop forever unless you change the temperature in the loop instead of doing nothing
regards
modified 12-Sep-18 21:01pm.
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I'm assuming that Hell is affected by other processes and/or threads.
[edit]I also want to point out that I've left synchronization issues out as an exercise for the reader [/edit]
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Pictures[^] from my Japan trip.
-- modified at 18:44 Wednesday 21st December, 2005
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I'm fine. Got everything I need. Even my kids have everything they need.
Even my TEENAGE DAUGHTER has everything she needs!
How the heck did that happen???
Oh well. Can't knock it.
Life's good.
I guess the only thing I want for Christmas
is to see all my nephews and nieces and family.
I'll even get that. Life's good. Real good.
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Steve Hazel wrote: Even my TEENAGE DAUGHTER has everything she needs
How can that be?! My four year old daughter can still think of more things she "needs".
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Steve Hazel wrote: Even my TEENAGE DAUGHTER has everything she needs!
That's what you think!
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OK Ok ok okayyy... so i fibbed a little on that one...
But she's at least not freakin out.
As long as she's not freakin out, I figure life's good.
Her grades have even improved this year???
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Steve Hazel wrote: Her grades have even improved this year???
If her grades have improved then she'll be wanting a boyfriend.
If she has a boyfriend she'll be wanting her grades to improve.
regards,
Paul Watson
Ireland
Colib and ilikecameras.
K(arl) wrote:
oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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