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GeneralWell, a maybe strange joke. Not safe for some people... (+- google translated german/english) Pin
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A man comes to a small village and asks in a bar: "Tell me, do you have hookers here too?" "Well no," says the landlord, "we only have our Klaus!"

The man looks a little confused and says:
"It doesn't matter, I'm so horny I absolutely need sex. How much does it cost?"

The landlord: "Well, it costs EUR 80!"

"Okay, and how does it work then? I give Klaus the EUR 80 and then f***ing?"

The innkeeper: "No, not quite. Our mayor gets EUR 40, it's his village and he doesn't really like it that much. Then he's calm and doesn't say anything."

"Then Klaus only gets 40 EUR, I don't care."

"Hmmm... not that either. I get 20 EUR, this is my hotel and I don't like it that much either!"

"I should be fine, so I'll give Klaus the 20 EUR and then we'll start, yes?"

"Wrong again, Michael and Stefan share the last EUR 20, they hold Klaus tight, because he doesn't like it that much either.
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