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Ducks don't need to be replaced that often. Only a real conduck will sell you a new one when a piece ducttape will be sufficient.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Apply the Duck-tape please!
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Correction: I didn't type duck.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Reproduction: giving a duck
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Well, I don't give TWO ducks.
Seriously no ducks given
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Product: A professional duck
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That is confusing: are you productive? or rather contraductive?
Luc Pattyn [My Articles]
The Windows 11 "taskbar" is disgusting. It should be at the left of the screen, with real icons, with text, progress, etc. They downgraded my developer PC to a bloody iPhone.
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Wait, does that mean that the Romans worshipped underwater ducks?
They had many tributes to them with their aqueducts...
Also, why aren't we learning more about ducks in our education?
And introduction: when a duck meets another duck.
Inducted: When a duck enter's a hall of fame for ducks.
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Aquaduck seems redundant?
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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What the duck are you going on about now, Mike?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Just the usual fowl stuff.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Just send me the bill, you old quack  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Checz's in the mail right? 
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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a.) Wiki.de (german): Landseer (Hunderasse) – Wikipedia[^]
Der Landseer ist eine von der Fédération Cynologique Internationale (FCI) anerkannte Hunderasse, deren Ursprung in Deutschland und der Schweiz liegt.
a.1) Google.Trans (wiki.de, german): The Landseer is a breed of dog recognized by the Fédération Cynologique Internationale (FCI), originating in Germany and Switzerland.
b.) Wiki.en: Landseer dog - Wikipedia[^]
b.1) The Newfoundland (and Landseer) are descended from dogs used by fishermen in the Newfoundland and Labrador region of Canada.
Now what ?
Canada, Germany, Switzerland, Newfoundland ....
Take care also on wiki and _always_ compare as much sources you can 
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That's tame compared to some of the nonsense on there.
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The perils of democratizing knowledge 
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I fail to see a serious problem.
Wikipedia.com The Newfoundland (and Landseer) are descended from dogs used by fishermen in the Newfoundland and Labrador region of Canada.
Wikipedia.de Der unmittelbar feststellbare Ursprung der Rasse sind Hunde, die von britischen Fischern aus Neufundland nach England gebracht wurden.
The origin and where they did the breeding to create a new breed does not have to be the same.
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Even if you master another language only partially, checking the wikipedia entry in that language may be worth its time. Often you will see "correct" and "true" statements in two different versions, of the kind "The glass is half empty already" versus "The glass is still half full". You learn something about the arguments from each side, which may be enlightening to understand the complete picture.
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I know there is a lot of controversy about the number 13. And no 13th floor, I am led to believe, nowhere in America.
Still, I have been suffering from chronic illness all my life. Turns out, I learned in 2009, 13 years ago, that all the pain I endure is mostly caused by food. Though the specific triggers were still nebulous, turns out I got a lot of allergies: celiac/gluten, egg, many vegetables...
And, apart from the gluten, I had to discover them all by myself (I tried many doctor but they couldn't help).
Anyway I think I nailed it and since last December life has been mostly good. Finally. After such a long time. Yoooooo hoooooo!
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My birthdate is on a 13. I'm still trying to decide whether I'm more or less lucky than the average person who was not born on a 13.
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Well... at least, it was a lucky day for ya!
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My daughter was born on Friday the 13th (supposedly a very unlucky day) and since then 13 has had good connotations for me.
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