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Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Macterminate! Macterminate! Macterminate!
FTFY!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said in to the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet
"Well stop doin' it then, ya evil bastard!"
Real programmers use butterflies
modified 26-Jan-20 10:54am.
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I bet he was close to the Edge 
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RickZeeland wrote: I bet he was close to the Edge
No no, that was 30 seconds later on a different planet 
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Only until he'd used it to download Chrome...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Was it Rod Stewart
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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[^]Quote: What do the digits of pi, colliding blocks and quantum search algorithms have in common ... they connect the worlds of dynamics, geometry and quantum computation, highlighting how even the most abstract math puzzles can have surprising physical relevance.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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ok, my head just exploded. 
I'd rather be phishing!
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All nature is ultimately mathematics so this doesn't surprise me. Sometimes our math just isn't evolved enough to express it.
Beautiful equations, we are. All of us. Everything.
Adding, it pleases me to know that every time I stir my coffee, a mathematician somewhere is dumbfounded.
Real programmers use butterflies
modified 26-Jan-20 9:21am.
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What does
Real programmers use butterflies mean ?
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Interesting! Thanks. 
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Dai numeri?
(To "give numbers", in Italian, means to talk like a crazy person)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ethyl didn't look like she was enjoying herself?
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and there's been no progress. I'm going there tomorrow in person to find out what's really going on!
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I've been a volunteer firefighter for the last 18 years... and Carbecue is the term we use for a vehicle fire.
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So my particular flavor of crazy has made me into a shutin over the past couple of years - i am too paranoid to deal with other people on a regular basis outside by spouse. Being schizoaffective requires me to develop some insular hobbies.
It has made employment challenging. Well that, and the fact that I can't control when i daydream and my short term memory is shot meaning i need email or i won't remember we even spoke.
So I've had time to fill, and been hoping I could find something I could do to get me working more and I see ads for a lot of remote gigs.
Trouble is I've tried that before and it's really challenging because being in a separate physical space puts me in "work mode" and I don't have a spare room to make an office out of.
And getting out of the house anyway most days isn't happening as long as my agoraphobia is what it is.
But at least I can still code. I just need to get clever if I want to do enough of it to fill up my days like it used to.
Either that or i need to take on a lot more hobbies. I'm still trying to learn to deal with all this business of being mad. It doesn't come with a manual. It really should. "The hatter's guide to madness" or something. That would be nice.
Real programmers use butterflies
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If you want to work outside a "traditional" office, you obviously need the discipline to do so. Agoraphobia is less of a problem; Isaac Asimov, for example, hated travel, and spent as much time as possible in his regular haunts (living in NYC certainly made that easier for him...).
I would suggest looking for the kind of small organizations that want minor computer programming, and starting with them. While you won't get paid much (if anything), they may serve to get back in harness and rebuild the discipline required for delivery in a commercial environment. If these work out well, you can try going after the commercial gigs.
As for guides about madness, I can't help you. I looked for a "March Hare's Guide to Lunacy", but drew a blank.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Me and you have a lot in commom
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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If you do get a gig, though, remember not to tell the audience to shut up, then start clapping.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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