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That reminds of a photo I saw of a billboard that said, "Illiterate? Write for free help."
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Or all the (usually government generated) letters sent out in normal size print, which contain (also in normal size print):
Quote: If you require this information in Braille or large-print, please call ...
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Mine are mis-doubling 40% of the time:
Heelo => Hello
Pekk => Peek
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I have that problem as weel!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Leaving the "l" out of public
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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All my typing mikstaes are intentional!
(That's my story and I'm sticking to it!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Rememember - or whatever that word is that suggests you have some notion of what happened yesterday.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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From way back in the DOS days, to this very minute, I still type 'Fomrat' instead 'Format'. (Which one of those do you think I just had to correct?)
...and 'Proejct' instead of 'Project'. And I tend to put the first character of a word as a space and the space as the second character of a word.
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Quote: first character of a word as a space and the space as the second character of a word.
I have the same proble mexcept wit hthe ending space.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That is autocorrect, ain't it?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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I never make misteaks! 
My mistakes are usually off-by-one errors (e.g. ertr instead of were).
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You'd never make these mistakes if you switched to the Dvorak keyboard setup[^].
The qwerty setup was created to slow you down!
In the old days when typewriters were used, the mechanical keys would bump each other if a person typed too fast so they created qwerty to slow typists down.
Yes, it's a conspiracy that makes you type so poorly! 
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Quote: The qwerty setup was created to slow you down!
The x86 chip architecture and the Java programming language were created to slow you down.
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CPallini wrote: The x86 chip architecture and the Java programming language were created to slow you down.
Tennis shoes were created to slow you down.
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There's a reason I wear running shoes. 
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CPallini wrote: There's a reason I wear running shoes.
 
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I do too but it turns out I only run when chased.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Way back in my old typing class (using manual typewriters), we were told that the qwerty keyboards were made so that the most common words would use an equal combination of left and right keystrokes. One letter from the left or right, the next from the other hand. This would speed up typing. Typing two letters from the same hand simultaneously would slow the typist down. This made perfect business sense. The more typing that could be done in the least amount of time meant more money for the business. (And, this goes back many generations.) [My first typewriter was an Underwood.]
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mreo mroe
I'd rather be phishing!
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chnage!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I thought I am the only one having this weird issue.
It happens 8 out 10 times when typing for me.
.AK.
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What's really weird is that, apart from misplaced spaces, this is the only common typo I do. 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I quite often have pubic members. Also I've invented a third binary option flase.
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Keith Barrow wrote: I quite often have pubic members
Because exposing your privates is never a good idea.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 4-Feb-19 12:10pm.
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