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Nah, for a Circus resume, you need Crazy Killer[^]
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Good one. Maybe I should change the one I have on my resume[^]???
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Sweet! I find this works well when applying for teaching positions[^]
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What?! I was about to say that Comic Sans in resumes are a big hit.
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If you are a recent graduate, your resume will be no more than 1 page with bullet points with your education and what technology you know, and if you have experience, add it also.
After that, a small presentation letter stating why you want to work for such and such company.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Or a youtube video of you dancing on a desk with as sole piece of clothing a black tie and a C# boxer, rapping your resume lines on techno-hip-hop beats, with subliminal flashes of your linkedin profile address alternating with known IT culture memes.
When fancy, then really fancy.
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It worked for me!
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After university, I struggled to get my first CV on 2 pages! Even back then there was still a lot of education (school, college, university), then any part time jobs had to go on there too.
I would say don't worry about breaking the length rules, just make sure the highlights stand out on the first page and leave all the "other information" to the subsequent pages.
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After nearly 30 years, my resumé still fits in a single page (I've been lucky to only have had 4 different jobs in that time).
I think the presentation letter is more important at that point then the resumé.
I'd rather be phishing!
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musefan wrote: then any part time jobs had to go on there too.
If not directly related to the job you are applying... don't add it.
M.D.V. 
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If it's your first ever proper job you are applying for then yes you want to add part time work, otherwise you risk looking like a lazy ass that has no working experience.
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If you are applying to a technology company for a developer job, you should not list:
6 months working on weekends at McDonalds,
2 years working the weekends on a restaurant as a waiter,
4 weeks vintage / picking grapes,
3 years working the weekends on a disco / club
1 year as child teacher in a after school academy
Maximum, If you really want to avoid looking like a lazy ass (as you say), you should write:
6 years working the weekends in diverse partial jobs in different sectors during studies.
1) you show you are not a lazy ass
2) you show respect to their time by not wasting it with unnecessary information
M.D.V.
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I don't really care if you list all of them or write a short sentence, the point I was making that you were saying you should not do is to write anything about any part-time work at all.
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musefan wrote: that you were saying you should not do is to write anything about any part-time work at all.
no. If you read correctly I said:
Quote: If not directly related to the job you are applying... don't add it.
There is a difference
I did write in all applications to my first job, that I partly worked in the IT Department of my college as "Junior System Administrator" and as "Student help force in the automation laboratory"
After the first two years experience and a couple of successful professional projects... that lines vanished of my CV though
M.D.V.
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So, let's say somebody finishes university, and applies for an IT job.
The only job they have ever done in their entire life is work at McDonalds on weekends for 3 years.
Should they include that or not?
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I would say... no (and some articles online about human resources or how to apply to a job say the same too)
Luckily is a free world (some places more than other but that's another story), so you can do whatever you want 
On the other hand, 3 times answering a very similar question, with a very similar answer... that's enough for me.
Thanks and have a nice day
M.D.V.
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Appeal about god is plenty (8)
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Plethora - plea around thor
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Yep... even easier than my last one it seems 
I am clearly not putting in enough effort to make these! 
Oh well, your turn tomorrow.
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Not at all it was a good clue it's just sometimes they leap out at you 
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That means a lot - coming from you.
OG is now making Lounge references in the CCC.
Maybe that should be a rule? Give some of us a chance!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I haven’t take the 2nd round test yet. I was doscourage by the post I found on Google. I also noticed that, the practice / lesson test are somehow difficult to follow.
I’m thinking if a pro said it tough, my chances might not be that great. Don’t want to embarrass myself 
I know there was a post about this topic back in 2016, but please share your thought.
Bryian Tan
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Hear yea, Hear yea, read all about it!
Such was my negative experience.
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I was reading an article about Java 8 free updates going away in a couple of days (What to do when free Java 8 updates end | InfoWorld[^])
Then, I decided to check my version of Java installed on my machine. I really only use it for Android dev.
It said I had version 10-something. Java versioning has always confused me. I checked for updates in Control Panel.
I then said, "Ok, let's update."
Then a thing came back and said, you need to uninstall old outdated versions (10-something).
"Ok," said I. "I hear and obey."
remove it all
I let it uninstall and then waited and assumed that it was going to install the latest version. I kept waiting and nothing. now I have no Java installed on my machine.
Java Update?
I guess this (complete Java removal) is considered a java update!
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