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Uh, yeah, I'm going to need those TPS reports...
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Also, make sure you attach the correct cover page next time. Didn't you get that memo?  
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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From this I conclude you are in the wrong place... Find a job where developer/manager ratio is higher... (1/3 should be the upper border)
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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One developer per three managers.   
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Much better than Marc's 1/11!!!
And in reality - even with small and mid sized companies - it is a fact...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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My boss has a name for that kind of stuff: "Cluster ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) "
Luckily (for now) IT is somewhat autonomous in this respect. There's still management ask for things that give the impression of flailing - as policy change without any definite target in site.
So, again I say: "What Me Worry?"
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Definitely  Usually, when I've seen this phenomenon its some security "expert" locking everything down so tight that no one can get any work done. After all, the most secure system is one you can never access 
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Can we just have an automated response to all bugs saying, "But it works on my machine"? Perhaps with an image of someone from CP staff with innocent expression.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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That's what it already does on my machine? 
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That's strange, it works on my machine.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Have now three times turned off/on your machine. Still the same Problem... plz help.
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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You have been moved up to Tier 2 support[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You could include an image of the official t-shirt : Google[^]
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As long as the picture is not @Sean-Ewington in mankini... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Just heard on the Radio they can supply water to a family of four for just £3 a month. That's a lot cheaper than I'm paying - I want to switch.
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That's a good idea - it's a lot less than I pay as well! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He got off much too easy! 
Does anyone want chicken soup?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Fortunately - for Roy - Lanolin is still a vegetarian...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Colours one short of a deck for the most part (6)
One short of a deck = 51 = LI
For the most part = VERY
Giving LIVERY = COLOURS
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 21-May-18 9:32am.
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shades?
one short of spades?
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Nope
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Tracer?
One short of deck: Terrac[e]
Anag: Tracer
Colours: Flow tracer
A tad far fetched but...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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