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A have an Acer laptop that's eight years old, and has *never* had a failure.
Maybe they are referring to the 1 year life-span of their laptops where they try to compel you to upgrade to the latest and greatest version before your current one starts exhibiting issues.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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OK, PC partisans, let's hear some anecdata!
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We’re excited to announce a new offering for building real-world games using Google Maps’ tried-and-tested model of the world. Won't you frag my neighbour?
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A technical mind can write an award-winning technical report at work, but the art of writing a resume can be challenging. Assuming that's one of your goals
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Researchers at the Allen Institute for AI (Ai2) have devised a new test, the Arc Reasoning Challenge (ARC) that can test an artificial intelligence on its understanding of the way our world operates. Short version: it doesn't
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Common sense is rare in people, this is one place robots may evolve faster...I know because I lack it myself most times.
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The real remark is: "Common sense is not that common"
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INB4
AI: "That spoon is bioplastic made out of corn ripped from the mouths of starving children in {WhereeverTheLatestFamineIs}, the chair is made out of recycled water bottles painted to look like real wood"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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The Rust team will be delivering Rust 2018 this year, which marks the first major edition of Rust since 1.0 was released in 2015. Because it never sleeps
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France is taking Google and Apple to court over "abusive" app developer practices and could impose millions of euros in penalties. "J'accuse...!"
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In a victory for securing Web, anybody can now get a certificate valid for every site in a domain. "Wild thing, you make my heart sing"
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Facebook banned ads for cryptocurrency from its ad networks in January. At least until the new GoogleCoin is ready for sale
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not to worry crypto fans, I'm sure bing and askjeeves will still carry those "get rich quick" crypto adds. I guess Google decided to blockcoin...
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Microsoft now sees over 600,000 PCs exposed to coin-mining malware each month. More proof you shouldn't let people use a computer on your network
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Microsoft now sees over 600,000 PCs exposed to coin-mining malware each month.
And then plans to update their OS which will make it a feature. Clever. Very clever. 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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The group overseeing Internet addresses is scrambling to balance the privacy of website owners and the right to know who is behind online pages. "'Cause I really wanna know: who are you?"
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The top highlights of this Preview are described below and include productivity enhancements, better diagnostics, additional C++ development improvements, better management of Android and iOS environments, updated tooling for Universal Windows Platform and .NET Core projects, and an improved update experience. Could we get a longer product name, please? Maybe add a GUID?
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Quote: Performance and productivity are two areas we continually work on improving in Visual Studio.
How could they write that with a straight face, after the omnishambles that is v15.6.x? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It just means that hitting their improvement targets for this version will be really easy. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Nectome will preserve your brain, but you have to be euthanized first. Or your money refunded?
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Four AMD processors have critical security vulnerabilities and manufacturer backdoors that put organizations at greater risk of cyberattacks, according to an audit from CTS Labs. Where did I leave that 386SX chip? Time to re-install.
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The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) refuted reports that a substantial storm will disrupt telecommunication systems over the weekend. "Today, we are *canceling* the apocalypse!"
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The new browser has been tailored to the needs of IT professionals to provide a faster and safer browsing experience while at the same time allowing IT administrators to have full control over how it is configured and deployed. The easy path to quantum computing
"Uses 30% less memory than Chrome". Just?
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