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Okay... those are funny. BTW, are you a Newfie? I use to work with one.
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I'm not but have a good friend who is.
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Newfie's always have the best Newfie jokes.
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Guess I'm just an old fashioned Alfie 
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Dilate and prosper!
Just does not sound right.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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But it's the same thing. I find this highly... illogical[^].
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Too funny, never saw that
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Hi All,
Having issues with the 'old bit of software that nobody use except...' The thing was a proper utility that was used for setting and reading our products. Stopped being developed for customers some years ago, continued development internally to add features. Features that I need to use, features that are not documented anywhere but the poor so & so who developed it. Who is off today, please update some documentation some time when you are doing mods that no-one will ever use. 
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Recognizable, had some colleagues in the past that refused to do documentation 
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Documentation is part of the project; it needs to be scheduled and management needs to give time to get it done. I've fought that battle in the past.
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Hear hear, grroompffff 
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Following the previous post, my train of thought decided to leave the station on its own and arrived at a very strage destination:
How many of you are old enough to remember that you had this extremely irritating[^] screensaver once?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I never had it, but I clearly remember this[^]
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Or this.[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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In 24 years of Windows use I never, ever installed a third party screensaver. Mostly because my screen was always in use and also beacuse of the first malware that spread its way through dubious screensavers and desktop wallpapers.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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That one was of course my favourite. I miss it. It's actually possible to set it up to run on current windows versions, but the resolution leaves a lot to be desired nowadays...
However, here's a link to a SEVEN AND A HALF hour[^] video of Johnny Castaway 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Heck, if you got a mega bonus for staring stupidly at stuff on your computer, I would be our company's highest payed "worker" - Partly thanks to CP of course... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I can remember upgrading from Windows 386 to their GUI version, Windows 3.1. Screensavers were the rage.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Absolutely. Without Internet (Italy started having something resembling Internet after 1997 and it wasn't very widespread) those shady floppies with (usually pr0n) games, screensavers and so on travelled dozens of miles between one PC and the other.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: It's all your fault
Sorry
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I was around even before, but never got that screensaver...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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