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It didn't matter whom it was but it had to be a real, live person arm. I loved that dog.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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The idiot is ten months old. He's been fine up until recently. We moved into our new house at the beginning of November and was great until about a week ago and it's getting stupid now.
veni bibi saltavi
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Yeah he's probably in heat. It's *Snip snip* time...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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As he's a son of the desert, do you think two bricks will do? 
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Mind your thumbs
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Even Camels know what two bricks means:
Quote: There was a roar like the scream of a camel who has just seen two bricks.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Soul Music)
Quote: You Elephant kicked him. You Elephant had very concise ideas about people putting their hands in his mouth. Besides, he’d seen the bricks, and every camel knew what two bricks added up to. It was a good kick, toes well spread, powerful and deceptively slow. It picked Krona up and delivered him neatly into a steaming heap of Augean stable sweepings.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Pyramids)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've warned him. His nadgers are booked in to go when we're back in Hungariaorszag at Easter. By then he's just over a year and IMVGO the right age for the bricks. Plus it's a hell of a lot cheaper then getting it done here.
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I'd go with six months or so - doing it earlier can help with warding off obesity later apparently.
But if he's around 9 months, then the noise is probably a mixture of new territory plus testosterone.
Any lady dogs in the half mile or so vicinity?
Might help to move his cage to the bedroom so he feels more "with his pack" rather than alone, and / or try Adaptil for dogs[^] - the cat version (Feliway) works well in reducing stress in Dij.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We're talking about bricking him sooner, I may well check what the insurance will cover.
There is no way he's going upstairs! Until we moved back he lived outside and still does during the day. Coming inside at night is a compromise so that his bits don't fall of before we get some bricks.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Coming inside at night is a compromise so that his bits don't fall of
I grew up in Northern Ontario; the dogs stayed outside and grew fur to compensate. It didn't adversely affect them - they adapted.
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Shoot the bastard 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I'll send him round to you and he'll rip yer froat oat!
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Off with his balls I say. You could try walking around his cage smacking 2 bricks together but I have an appointment with the vet ASAP.
You could try the old lemon/citrus spay thing but I'm betting the little sod will simply lick it off and keep howling.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Stop feeding him goulash.
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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*gulyas
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Dogs have personality just as we humans.
And it seems you have opened up your home to a chav.
Both German Sheperds and Rottweilers can be quite noisy dogs.
In both cases it comes from their bred purpose.
In this case it's probably the Rottweiler genes that's shining through most.
They tend to be quite guarding of their home, and every little noise can turn them into a barking machine if that is how they are bent.
Good luck with the bricks, but I have some doubts it will help.
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..got an immigrant living in a cage...
...when it starts I go downstairs and give him a good slap and tell him to stop...
Sound like the problem is the owner and not the dog. You've got a young dog with no training. Why not try treating your dog just as you do your wife and girls. Of course, this assumes you are not giving your wife and girls a "good slap" any time they don't respond on command.
As your wife and girls wanted the dog, send all of them to a dog obedience school.
In the future, don't take on responsibilities that you are not prepared to shoulder, especially when it come to animals. They are not trinkets to be tossed in the garbage bin just because you don't know how to care for them.
modified 19-Dec-17 1:59am.
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Ian Bell, #2 wrote: In the future, don't take on responsibilities that you are not prepared to shoulder, especially when it come to animals. They are not trinkets to be tossed in the garbage bin just because you don't know how to care for them.
I find that a bit harsh, it sounds like he is taking the responsibility and is whining about the cost (in sleep) but still doing the right thing by the dog. He REMOVED the dog from the garbage not abandoned it there and then shipped it to another country with his family.
I agree with you about people who abandon pets but I don't see that happening here.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Ditching a young dog because you don't care to train it warrants the response. Here is a different take on the issue to put it in perspective. Imagine if all parents ditched their newborns because they cried at night and the parents were not getting any sleep....
modified 19-Dec-17 1:59am.
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I don't think you know Nagy very well
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Ian Bell, #2 wrote: Ditching a young dog because you don't care to train it warrants the response
I agree with you there however where did you get the idea Nagy is ditching the dog. Ah I see you took the title seriously, two things, I read the title as a joke and the body of the message seems to bear that out.
Secondly "to a good home" is not ditching the dog it would be doing the responsible thing if the dogs behavour became manageable, if the title was not a JOKE.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Sorry Ian, but can I ask that you change you sig to something a little less inflammatory. This is a programming site, for programmers, so let's keep the politics out of it.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Hi Chris,
By inflammatory I am going to assume you are referring to the Holocaust. I will respect your request and drop that part of the sig. Please confirm whether or not I can keep "History is the joke the living play on the dead".
My sig was not the ramblings of a mad man but rather is based on an informed opinion.
Your request and rational are not only reasonable but you are also being quite civil about the whole thing. A big thanks for handling me with kid gloves. Kudos to you.
Last of all, my sincere complements for all you have achieved with CodeProject. It is one of the first sites I go to each day and it has served me well over the years.
Cheers,
Ian
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Ian Bell, #2 wrote: History is the joke the living play on the dead
Thanks for the quiet, reasoned response. And for the tact in modifying your initial response. Very much appreciated.
Yes, you're more than welcome to keep "History is the joke the living play on the dead". Without going into details (I certainly don't want to go down any rabbit holes) I appreciate there's always 3 sides to every story. As to where the story gets debated? There's always an appropriate time and place. It's just a matter of choosing them both wisely.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Ian Bell, #2 wrote: My sig was not the ramblings of a mad man but rather is based on an informed opinion.
Are you saying that your opinion of the holocaust is more valid than the reality?
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