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Jeremy Falcon
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They are because they're always write. :ducks:
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Some women are very good at pointing out useless bits, yes.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: pointing out useless bits
qv marital communication.
veni bibi saltavi
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Another ridiculous article, that's so badly compiled and written that it's a joke.
E.g. i starts out asking if women are better than men at doing docs, then immediately, without even trying to answer the question, goes goes off on a "and this is why men are worse at it" tack.
No research, no numbers, no nothing; just stupid opinion, written either by a woman, or by a man desperate to get into a woman's knickers.
Here's a fact for you:
Some People are better at writing documentation than other people are.
Personally, all but one of the female tech writers I've known have been utter cr@p at it (whereas all but about ten male ones are).
Oh, and I really am sick to death of the old Oprah Winfrey "women multi-task" cr@p.
The kind of multitasking that women suffer from doesn't mean that they can do two things at once, it means that they're not as in control of their thoughts as men are, because hormone fluctuations are activating areas of the brain that they don't actually need for the one task they're trying to do.
I.e. it's more like a disease that can cause them to lose focus.
Fact time, again:
Some People can handle multiple tasks at once better than others, but that's only because they task-switch better. Nobody multi-tasks (autonomous activities notwithstanding).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I suspect he is actually a hypnogriff. 
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The Griff in-door's over there.
You take the out one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Griff in-door's
 I always thought you were in the Slytherin faction 
I'll go get my coat
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Fortunately for you, you didn't name me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I am fed up of illogical singular and plural sets such as: one=sheep, many=sheep. Logically it should be: one=shoop, many=sheep, just like one=goose, many=geese.
Here are some other suggestions based on existing plurals; new words are underlined; feel free to add your own:
Singular/Plural
Model: Goose/Geese & Tooth/Teeth & Foot/Feet
Shoop/Sheep
Moose/Meese
Hoof/Heef
Mongoose/Mongeese
Twoozers/Tweezers
Model: Mouse/Mice & Louse/Lice
House/Hice
Grouse/Grice
Blouse/Blice
Spouse/Spice
Douse/Dice
Trout/Trice
Foosh/Fish
Model: Woman/Women & Man/Men
Ham/Hem
Model: Hippopotamus/Hippopotami & Genius/Genii & Radius/Radii
Litmus/Litmi
Lexus/Lexii
Octopus/Octopi
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
modified 13-Jan-17 19:27pm.
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Forogar wrote: Spouse/Spice
...Isn't having spice, in this context, illegal?
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In the 1800's it was
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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But variety is the spice of life!
Jeremy Falcon
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The plural of Octopus is Octopodes 
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...or Octopusses.
I think you missed the point. I am suggesting alternative plurals (or singulars) to existing words.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Quote: The usual plural in English is "octopuses" (pronounced /'ɒktəpʊsɪz/), but the Greek plural form "octopodes" (pronounced /ɒkˈtɒpədiːz/) is sometimes used, though less frequently than in the past. The form "octopi", as if the word were a Latin second-declension noun, is generally considered incorrect, but is in fact used.
I've always used octopi or slimy, 8 legged bastard/s.
Couple of years ago I was on a fishing pier and someone pulled up a small and live octopus that had grabbed the line. I took it from him (he was going to kill it, I think). It was such a cute little chap and I threw him/her/it back into the water.
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When you invent the time machine, you can go back on work on restructuring the language.
And, I think you'll find other languages besides English as just as finicky.
And, while you at it, stop the creation and Java and it's offspring as well.
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The problem isn't in the language's creation, but in people porting words from other languages over.
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and perhaps teach you some proper grammar and word usage.
Tim Carmichael wrote: go back on work
Tim Carmichael wrote: the creation and Java
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Tim Carmichael wrote: And, while you at it, stop the creation and Java and it's offspring as well.
3 errors in one sentence  .
Wout
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Sorry, but plural of spouse isn't spice för very long. It'll soon turn into murder.
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K.I.S.S.:
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Are you calling me S? Well! No K's for you!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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kudos
luggage
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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Forogar wrote: I am fed up of illogical singular and plural sets such as
Go enjoy Esperanto and let English be; there's already enough managers, marketing-idiots and Americans making up nonsense-words.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
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