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Bet thankful, it is better than my first thought this morning which was:-
"This cartoonist of bums is lowest in the chest"
(6,6)
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BOTTOM DRAWER? 
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Indeed - this is where my mind is after the New Year break.
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How to increase the SEO work for a website.
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Wrong place - it says so clearly at the top of the page.
Please learn to read pages properly before you post questions.
Try here: Ask a question[^]
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I don't know if this is not a valid question, it is certainly not a programming question, and if the silly twat did a minimum of research he would find loads of resources but it is almost a valid question.
It has the potential to turn into a reasonable discussion as there must be many theories out there as to how to achieve his goal.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Spend a lot of time and effort on making the site worth visiting, and don't waste even ten seconds on trying to "drive visits".
Next question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ahhhh. SEO - the Snake Oil of the 21st Century. You can drive yourself insane trying to keep on top of all the things you need to do to make a page rank higher and then find that it doesn't matter because nobody is linking to your page. So then you go out to link farms to get links and end up being blacklisted because the search engine changes its mind about what is or is not a valid inbound link. Oh, and while you're doing this, people are switching over to mobile apps and want native mobile experiences that they install from an app store rendering all your hard work useless. Oh, and while you've been busy tilting at this particular windmill, you've forgotten to make compelling content that people would want to visit your site for.
This space for rent
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Exactly. I think Homer said it best... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Get your site designed by Ling
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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/ravi
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It's a stupid question anyway. I've NEVER worked on any software that would at any time be "finished" - Despite what management believed to be possible... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hi,I am working on a application which is design and code to digitally sign my PDF file stored inside the local folder, Using SignLib.dll and emudhra USB token ,I am been able to accomplish my task while I am debugging my application on my Visual Studio 2010. but Once I published my application on IIS (Tried on Local IIS as well) I am getting the error in the console "Sys.WebForms.PageRequestManagerServerErrorException: Digital certificate is not set.".
I am stuck in the application and unable to find any solution.
Please anyone giude me on this. I will be very thankful if it done.
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You should post this in relevant forum or in Q & A. Did you read what is there in red letters on top of this page? Did you read the sticky post?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Hello #lw@zi, Actually this question is also related to Code itself.
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Member 11227499 wrote: Actually this question is also related to Code itself.
Indeed, but this is the CP Lounge, where asking questions about code is not allowed.
Pick the appropriate forum from the menu, on the left.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wrong place - it says so clearly at the top of the page.
Please learn to read pages properly before you post questions.
Try here: Ask a question[^]
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Hello sir,
We have a windows application in (the dot net 2.0 framework). Using this application our client took out invoice print. Due to the new gov. rules and regulations, they want to take out digitally signed invoices in pdf format so they can upload them on the gov. portal.
Every client will have their own one or multiple "DSC token/ e-pass token 2003/smart card" given by emudhra. We have to use this USB token to digitally sign the pdf.
I found that you can digitally sign the PDF document using a USB token I need your help in this task.
What I did :
I can add a digital signature in pdf using a pfx file but as discussed with emudhra USB token and a pfx file are two different things.
Sir, I need your help to accomplish this task.
Please share your contact.
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I would have never known about Savitribai Phule[^]. It is rather sad that the battle is still going on when it comes to discrimination.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Our 2017 MVPs will be announced this week. We're currently cranking the machine that spins the wheel that turns the barrel that holds the names. Once we have our 20 + 20 we'll go through them one by one and ensure the results match reality.
For now all 2016 MVPs will retain their status until the new crop are sworn in, so to speak.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: sworn in
Make sure the oath has
no oats with the goat milk
or I will be loathed till
I get banned by Chris or
some demigod of his ilk
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Please, please tell us that you have burnt Sean's Mankini? 
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That's part of how this whole thing works.
You know this by now. You need to simply accept the inevitable.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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