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Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Oh gawd, there is blood everywhere,
Gotta get rid of the body first...
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Roses are red
Some fruits are orange
If you live in Wales
You should hike The Blorenge
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
It's not really stalking,
If they never see you.
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Roses are red
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Christmas
You'd all be Jewish
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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my humble attempt is much shorter
Ok here it goes
bouncing my head against the wall
running around my desk,
this endless loop has no end,
obviously a new computing trend
(perhaps it lacks logic but hey ... licentia poëtica )
modified 20-Dec-16 11:59am.
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I don't even know if this article still exists. It used to be one of the top 25 articles and well... I sifted through about 625 of them and still haven't found it. It was a nifty project that let you create multiple projects and manage time part of the dudes username was spoon but I don't recall the rest. It was a bad-ass project here for a while and I'm really wanting to benefit from it again if it's anywhere around here.
As to the rest! Hi kids. Been a long time. 
Uhh... What happened to my profile? My articles are still here but nothing else is. For code-frog and that's me but I unofficially exist only by contribution in the past... ??? ... ??? Maunder???
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Member 10847818 wrote: I don't even know if this article still exists. It used to be one of the top 25 articles and well... I sifted through about 625 of them and still haven't found it. It was a nifty project that let you create multiple projects and manage time part of the dudes username was spoon but I don't recall the rest. It was a bad-ass project here for a while and I'm really wanting to benefit from it again if it's anywhere around here.
Are you talking about this? ToDoList 7.0.13 - An effective and flexible way to keep on top of your tasks[^]
Member 10847818 wrote: What happened to my profile? My articles are still here but nothing else is.
I think you've created another account and logged in? Everything seems to be here: code-frog - Professional Profile[^]
modified 19-Dec-16 21:55pm.
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Yes, Chris hooked me up. How are you doing? I've been a long time gone but I'm trying to get back into stuff. It's good to be looking at this life again. I definitely fell off the bike hard (the bike being life in general).
So thank you and you are very right. It's todolist for sure!!!
There have been joys too great to be described in words, and there have been griefs upon which I have not dared to dwell, and with these in mind I say, climb if you will, but remember that courage and strength are naught without prudence, and that a momentary negligence may destroy the happiness of a lifetime. Do nothing in haste, look well to each step, and from the beginning think what may be the end. - Edward Whymper
Climb On!
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Good to see you back here, Rex. I'm very well, thank you.
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You can add CodeTypeParameterCollection to a CodeMemberMethod in one go because there is an overloaded AddRange, but you can't do the same to add CodeTypeParameterCollection to a CodeTypeParameter as it does not.
 ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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I'm having naming consistency issues with Swift 3; some classes are still prefixed with NS while others have it removed.. it's tricky to know what to use when writing code.
Luckily XCode does provide some help but it's still a bit time consuming..
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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And all strings should start with a dollar sign!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I just got an email from PayPal with the subject "Send money to the UK." I didn't realize the UK was hurting so bad financially and not sure why PayPal even cares. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Strange, I got a similar email (I live in the UK so have no real issue sending money...)
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: I ... have no real issue sending money
Great!
Send some to me! 
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If I had some to send!
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But do it quick, because Wales is the next thing we're kicking out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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He's making a database
He's sorting it twice
SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice'
SQL Clause is coming to town
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Slow day?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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This one was already old when Leslie told it.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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He told it to me.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)...
No choice, Santa's on big data.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Nope. He only lists the Naughty Ones under the age of puberty. That's a much smaller dataset.
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4 Billion? That's about 40 years out of date. Current estimates are 7.5 billion people. About 26% of those are under 15 ... presumably Santa's target demographic, which is about 1.9B.
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