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If his wife doesn't finish him, his kids will.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Too many jokes, all of which invite death.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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He's certainly tightly coupled.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That may be true for you. I'm a singleton.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Even two singletons can be tightly coupled.
(It's bad engineering, but the basis for a good marriage )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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CDP1802 wrote: That may be true for you. I'm a singleton.
Is it bad if at first I thought you wrote "I'm a simpleton"?
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If so, I would not be tne best judge of that.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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At least until the maintenance cycle when you run into that new office girl Jenny
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Don't mind me - just setting a reminder for tomorrow
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@OriginalGrifff will do that for you
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Even if he's already posted it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hail Spirit Noir - Mayhem in Blue[^]
The music is as dark as you might suspect from the title
Dark, progressive, and slightly psychedelic. Exactly how I like my black metal.
Recommended to me by Spotify, spot on!
Enjoy metalheads
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I will listen to it the moment I get out of Azkaban the unconnected office.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Azcodeban
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Just noticed the figure pulling the string has the same sort of bird head/ mask that is on the cover of John Paul Jones Thunderthief, I seem to remember something about that kind of head of a Raven...what was it...
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The Plauge Doctor ah yes, I thought you might like the Thunderthief from some of your other choices, try his other stuff Zooma & The Sporting Life...
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Just kidding, him and Elvis are having Thanksgiving dinner at Cracker Barrel.
Happy Thanksgiving y'all
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I dont like this kind of jokes.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Yeah, it's like flogging a dead horse
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Mike Hankey wrote: Just kidding
I knew it couldn't be true!
Someone would have mentioned it before!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Leslie Neilson might be dead, but surely Leslie Nielsen isn't???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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And in other news, Bears wear funny hats & the Pope defecates in the woods!
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What do you mean - Lord Nelson is dead?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Regretfully so, old bean! The latest dispatches from Trafalgar would indicate that those damned cowardly frog snipers have fatally wounded him. The funeral is 9th January, usual place.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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