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megaadam15-Nov-16 23:24

megaadam

15-Nov-16 23:24

Well... A sudden attack of stomach illness would save you from this unease...

On the other hand if you are curious about these Mercan life forms then you can always test the waters by mentioning Trumps hair. Listening to the echo of that will give you a pic of the crowds inclinations.

... such stuff as dreams are made on

CDP180215-Nov-16 23:38

CDP1802

15-Nov-16 23:38

What do you all have with Meerkats today?

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Daniel Pfeffer15-Nov-16 23:28

Daniel Pfeffer

15-Nov-16 23:28

That we're not Mercans? Big Grin | :-D

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill

One Map Reveals What Americans Are Most Thankful For, State by State | Mic[^]

Eddy Vluggen16-Nov-16 0:07

Eddy Vluggen

16-Nov-16 0:07

Nagy Vilmos wrote:
What else could Mercans be thankful for this year?

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

Foothill16-Nov-16 3:23

Foothill

16-Nov-16 3:23

Did you see that Kansas is thankful for Google?

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

Mark_Wallace16-Nov-16 0:29

16-Nov-16 0:29

Talk about all the wonderful American inventions, like...

Erm...

... Well, they invented guerrilla warfare and ter'r'rism, so that'll be a start.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

ZurdoDev16-Nov-16 0:57

ZurdoDev

16-Nov-16 0:57

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Nelek16-Nov-16 1:13

Nelek

16-Nov-16 1:13

I always use a simple sentence/question to start with, when I am in a expat-party.

Wow... it has to be cool going back home, hasn't it? What is the first thing you are going to do once back at home?

With this... you let them pick the topic, they will speak a while and you only have to "aham, really?, no way..." from time to time.

M.D.V.

If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

Nagy Vilmos16-Nov-16 1:50

Nagy Vilmos

16-Nov-16 1:50

Nelek wrote:
What is the first th...

BACON! The answer is always BACON. There are no piggy wiggy produce here and BACON is the most sort after of them all.

veni bibi saltavi

Nathan Minier16-Nov-16 1:18

Nathan Minier

16-Nov-16 1:18

Brexit.

Limeys that call us Septics.

...

Deadpool was pretty sweet.

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli

Corporal Agarn16-Nov-16 1:26

Corporal Agarn

16-Nov-16 1:26

Code Project!

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Joe Woodbury16-Nov-16 7:03

Joe Woodbury

16-Nov-16 7:03

I thought you wrote Mexican and thought; tacos?

There's lots to be thankful for, just think of things at the individual rather than abstract level. For one, you are able to drink. That Stephen Hawking isn't in your house being Mr. Negative.

"How are you doing?
"I'm fine, but the world is ending!"

LMAO!

Vincent Maverick Durano15-Nov-16 20:26

15-Nov-16 20:26

When you fix a bug in production. - YouTube[^] Laugh | :laugh:

Mark_Wallace15-Nov-16 20:35

15-Nov-16 20:35

The General!

Oh, wait... It's LMAO, not MQOTD...

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Vincent Maverick Durano15-Nov-16 21:26

15-Nov-16 21:26

Mark_Wallace wrote:
The General!

Looks like a good one to watch! Laugh | :laugh:

Mark_Wallace16-Nov-16 0:22

16-Nov-16 0:22

Anything with Buster Keaton is brilliant.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter15-Nov-16 21:13

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

15-Nov-16 21:13

Watch the movie! You will see that those were the simple problems to solve... Big Grin | :-D

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Vincent Maverick Durano15-Nov-16 21:17

15-Nov-16 21:17

title please?

Johnny J.15-Nov-16 21:21

Johnny J.

15-Nov-16 21:21

As Mark wrote: The General (1926)[^]

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

Vincent Maverick Durano15-Nov-16 21:24

15-Nov-16 21:24

Ahh I missed what Mark said. My apology.

Thank you sir! Smile | :)

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter15-Nov-16 21:37

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

15-Nov-16 21:37

And from the university years - Buster Keaton made some good movies...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Mark_Wallace16-Nov-16 0:59

16-Nov-16 0:59

Ninety years old, and still funnier than 99.999% of comedy movies these days.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Nagy Vilmos15-Nov-16 22:11

Nagy Vilmos

15-Nov-16 22:11

There are 99 little bugs sitting in the code,
99 little bugs sitting in the code.
Fix one bug, compile it up again.
There are 100 little bugs sitting in the code...

veni bibi saltavi

Vincent Maverick Durano15-Nov-16 22:18

15-Nov-16 22:18

Sounds like a song to me. Was that the chorus? Poke tongue | ;-P