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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Maybe, but the party is tonight.
Cool, I think I'll celebrate christmas tomorrow then, if that's how it works... 
That way, it's over and done with! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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We always used to celebrate Easter a week late, because my daughter figured out that she could get twice as mane Easter eggs, that way.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Johnny J. wrote: That way, it's over and done with!
Pity is... you will have to stand the full program (Jingles, Publicity, and rest of the crap) anyways, because the rest of the world won't respect your anticipated fest. 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Johnny J. wrote: Cool, I think I'll celebrate christmas tomorrow then, if that's how it works...
Have you been in many stores lately? Christmas started about 3 days before Halloween.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The Cubs won the world series.
(I don't know much about Baseball, but this seems to be a topic worth talking about...
...at least for Americans).
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First place in Merca I visited was Chicago in '77 and I went to both Cubs and Sox home games.
veni bibi saltavi
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Good! You even have experience with the game. You can surely stretch the conversation for hours
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Well... A sudden attack of stomach illness would save you from this unease...
On the other hand if you are curious about these Mercan life forms then you can always test the waters by mentioning Trumps hair. Listening to the echo of that will give you a pic of the crowds inclinations.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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What do you all have with Meerkats today?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That we're not Mercans? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Did you see that Kansas is thankful for Google?
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Talk about all the wonderful American inventions, like...
Erm...
... Well, they invented guerrilla warfare and ter'r'rism, so that'll be a start.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I always use a simple sentence/question to start with, when I am in a expat-party.
Wow... it has to be cool going back home, hasn't it? What is the first thing you are going to do once back at home?
With this... you let them pick the topic, they will speak a while and you only have to "aham, really?, no way..." from time to time.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: What is the first th...
BACON! The answer is always BACON. There are no piggy wiggy produce here and BACON is the most sort after of them all.
veni bibi saltavi
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Brexit.
Limeys that call us Septics.
...
Deadpool was pretty sweet.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Code Project!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I thought you wrote Mexican and thought; tacos?
There's lots to be thankful for, just think of things at the individual rather than abstract level. For one, you are able to drink. That Stephen Hawking isn't in your house being Mr. Negative.
"How are you doing?
"I'm fine, but the world is ending!"
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The General!
Oh, wait... It's LMAO, not MQOTD...
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The General!
Looks like a good one to watch! 
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Anything with Buster Keaton is brilliant.
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Watch the movie! You will see that those were the simple problems to solve... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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