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Perhaps he's moved. His moniker would suggest Portsmouth. But both places being naval ports, offers like this are quite frequent in the pubs close to the bases.
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I was stoopid typed Plymouth 'cause Thats where I sending something, but as you rightly say both Naval Towns... 
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"with kids", hmmm
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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grammar nazi, strikes again. 
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not what I meant... he's being "contracted" to produce "kids"... so "with kids" means...???
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Not married, but yes was shacked up, in love and with kids. Ended about 6 months back. Did make one post about it at the time. Only just coming to terms with it.
Took the time to find the post[^], only because it was you, to find you even replied to it! 
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I never told you that I have zero long-term memory.
We will most likely be having a similar conversation, this time next year. 
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Slacker007 wrote: this time next year.
Doubt I'll still be here then. Slowly drifting away from this place, really don't like what it has become and getting embarrassed by some of my fellow Brits posts. Have you got facebook as you are one of the few people I'd still like to keep tabs on in an aloof social media type of way.
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No. I don't do much social media. PM me if you want, and then you will have my email on my reply.
Hang in there. I don't take most things on this site seriously, at least for long (loung, soapbox, etc.), and I strongly recommend you do the same.
Don't be a stranger.
Cheers.
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Not taking anything seriously. Just getting bored now.
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You'll wake up in a tub full of ice [^] and missing a kidney.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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... And the remains of a packet of fava beans.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Interesting - I thought the same thing.
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Where the empty bottle of nice cincinnati
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Man that evening is just getting better and better.
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Happens all the time.
Like Saturday, for instance. It was a beautiful day here in the desert, and my dog having run off for some reason last week, I thought I'd stop by the animal shelter to pick up a new one. I found a great little pup with hardly any miles on her, so I figured, as long as my luck is running high, I should probably get a new girlfriend, too. So I dropped the new pup at home and headed off to the nearest Women's shelter. That's when things started to go downhill.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Why did you go to the Co-Op?
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Good job he didn't need eggs.
Maybe that's what happened to Henry XIII.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pom Pey3 wrote: I was given coke, MDMA and speed, although I did have to buy my own beer. I spent the whole night in the kitchen chatting sh*t
No surprises there then! 
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Yeah you know it. And on that mix, if she hadn't have been a lesbian it would have been something else all night and a good part of the next day as well 
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Pom Pey3 wrote: else all night and a good part of the next day as well
On that mix it would take at least 36 hours to ejaculate. I know, I have been there (not quite with that precise mix, but close enough to know. )
As a fellow Devonian, I know how people really live in the country!
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Munchies_Matt wrote: On that mix it would take at least 36 hours to ejaculate
Yep, it certainly does.
Munchies_Matt wrote: As a fellow Devonian
You know Pompey isn't in Devon right?
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Yeah, Pompey, that club down on Union Street!
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While I believe that somewhere along the line drugs were ingested by the OP, I don't believe any other part of the story, and think the entire post should be in the SoapBox next to all the other poorly written fictions, rants, trolling ... there.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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BillWoodruff wrote: I don't believe any other part of the story and think the entire post should be in the SoapBox next to all the other poorly written fictions
Trust me, it did happen and I see no reason why I would lie or you would think I would lie?
Are you really suggesting any post you don't believe should be in the Soapbox? That's an interesting rule you are proposing there.
BillWoodruff wrote: other poorly written
I'll give you that.
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