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Damn! That's why! 
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Um - it's visible on the QA lists for me, it may be that it went to moderation and took a while to get approved. Approval is normally quick, but at some times of day it can take a while as it requires Protectors to be awake and active! 
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Super Lloyd wrote: - in unanswered question:
Quick Answers[^]
Your link seems incorrect. The tag value for SQL questions is 93, and the correct link is: SQL tagged questions[^]
Your question does appear in the first page of that list as of now.
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It appears that your question had slipped into another dimension.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Dario Fo, Nobel Prize-Winning Italian Playwright, Dies at 90[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Sitting in my hotel room in Christchurch NZ waiting for my laundry. Ok let's try this coffee machine - you know the capsule type. Power on and soothing blue LEDs come on, capsule in, cup in place, press Go. Machine buzzes into life and proceeds to go through it's routine. Finally I hear the used capsule being discharged. Get cup, no coffee. No coffee and no capsule. This machine has gone through it's whole cycle without water. Are they serious?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Maybe you needed to add water?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Of course, but who would build a machine that depends on water without a dry tank lockout or at the very least a clearly visible water level indicator.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Depends on the goal of the machine - you want coffee, the manufacturer wants to use up capsules, works perfectly, 2 capsules, 1 coffee, manufacturer wins!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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By the sound of it, he needs the caffeine and can't afford to risk dilution...
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Ohhhh - you want that with water??? That's extra.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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That coffee machine without water represents us without God. While our life, just like the coffee machine loaded with fresh coffee ready to make a delicious cup, might have all the right "ingredients" - a job - money - family, etc, without the "water" of God running through it, will fail to produce any results. And in the end, your cup will be empty. God wants your cup to RUNNETH OVER, just as he would tell the Psalmist in chapter 23.
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Vanichandrik Suptajesacar wrote: That coffee machine without water represents us without God. While our life, just like the coffee machine loaded with fresh coffee ready to make a delicious cup, might have all the right "ingredients" - a job - money - family, etc, without the "water" of God running through it, will fail to produce any results. And in the end, your cup will be empty. God wants your cup to RUNNETH OVER, just as he would tell the Psalmist in chapter 23.
Well you should come on over. I have a large wooden cross on the front lawn and three good nails and a hammer here on my desk. I can nail you to the cross so you can be all the more Jesusy like and happy.
Will probably help keep the Mormons from knocking too.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You just need a cross with the inscription
"There lies the last cold calling religious twat. If there was any worthy god out there, they would have been saved"
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RossMW wrote: You just need a cross with the inscription
"There lies the last cold calling religious twat. If there was any worthy god out there, they would have been saved"
I don't inscribe it, I stand around preaching it loud and clear.
Sorry for the late reply, got the email but couldn't see the post. Think you got put in limbo due to your history of dodgy posting.
Are you around Sydney at all? Need to catchy up for a drink.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sorry mate. About the only time I get to Aussie is to see my brother in Brisbane. And even that seems a while ago now 
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Nurse! NURSE!
He's out of bed again.
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That will be some report I am going to send back to Alpha Arietis today.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Don't forget to copy it to Our Lizard Masters in Area 51.
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public void FindGod()
{
while(true)
{
Console.WriteLine("No God found");
}
}
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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But your code is not actually checking, just saying He doesn't exist with no investigation. That is the lesson here.
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Vanichandrik Suptajesacar wrote: just saying He doesn't exist
Truth be told, why should we check if we know?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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But to know, you would have to prove a negative... Which means you have faith
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First of all this ain't the place to see who got the bigger imaginary friend, or even think about the existence of any.
Secondly while you ain't proving the existance i don't need to prove the contrary. It's basically your view against mine 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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come on man, tell us how you really feel!!
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