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RossMW wrote: You just need a cross with the inscription
"There lies the last cold calling religious twat. If there was any worthy god out there, they would have been saved"
I don't inscribe it, I stand around preaching it loud and clear.
Sorry for the late reply, got the email but couldn't see the post. Think you got put in limbo due to your history of dodgy posting.
Are you around Sydney at all? Need to catchy up for a drink.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sorry mate. About the only time I get to Aussie is to see my brother in Brisbane. And even that seems a while ago now
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Nurse! NURSE!
He's out of bed again.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That will be some report I am going to send back to Alpha Arietis today.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Don't forget to copy it to Our Lizard Masters in Area 51.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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public void FindGod()
{
while(true)
{
Console.WriteLine("No God found");
}
}
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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But your code is not actually checking, just saying He doesn't exist with no investigation. That is the lesson here.
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Vanichandrik Suptajesacar wrote: just saying He doesn't exist
Truth be told, why should we check if we know?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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But to know, you would have to prove a negative... Which means you have faith
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First of all this ain't the place to see who got the bigger imaginary friend, or even think about the existence of any.
Secondly while you ain't proving the existance i don't need to prove the contrary. It's basically your view against mine
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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come on man, tell us how you really feel!!
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Wheres my f***ing coffee you pissant rotten machine. WHO THE F*** IS THE STUPID BASTARD THAT DESIGNED THIS POS!!!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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hahahah!
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With a name like yours, you didn't think of that?
Should have put in P Wasser of course...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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You have to read the message on the little screen inside the machine at the back.
If it says "Windows 10 has finished installing updates", just give up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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..touch your computer, he might end up doing this [^]
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I never met two of my grandpas and the third one got a bullet through his head. He survived, but I don't think I actually ever really met him.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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How do you have 3 grandpas??
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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He's one of those "humans" born with DNA from three "donors".
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Number 3 was not my real grandpa, but the only one I ever got to know. They never told me until a few years ago, mainly because that's when my mother found out who her real father was and what had happened to him.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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got it
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Kudos to Bob, one of my favorite artists, always willing to do the unexpected.
Though I'm still trying to figure out what "Jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule." means.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Awesome.
His music is very inspiring, and he is among my favorite artists.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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