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Man Code: When a woman flirts, you flirt back. 
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Marketing tagline:
"Italian Pizza Kitchen - our fries are good enough to steal!"
/ravi
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Google's approach to privacy is quite moooving.
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The Goat Lobby recently published a strategy paper on this for infernal use only; it has been leaked by the Sheep hacker group "Lambs of Zion." The paper describes Google's program as an "udder disaster," and pooh-poos the idea of a threat from organized cowdom as "more breaking wind from the methane factories."
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Hi Bill-ji, just wanted to quickly check that you got my email.
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BillWoodruff wrote: Sheep hacker group "Lambs of Zion."
Are you trying to get my goat?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The cows suspect nothing, as always. I'm already charging batteries and this afternoon I will head out of town and fly over their pasture. Before, I will have to weigh the rotor blades and try to reduce the vibration at the (improvised) camera mount. The videos from last time looked like they were filmed underwater.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Was it done by Google or by bovine intervention?
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With every post to CP. Really fun. 
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I noticed.
There seems to be a problem reloading the source page, after a posting is committed.
It's not annoying, though.
Yet.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... Aaand this time it worked OK.
Murphy is omnipresent, don'tcha know?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's funny, because it worked for me this one time when I posted the original message too.
Murphy is alive and well!!
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We're having a messy deploy. An update to a package is wreaking havoc. Of course it works perfectly on testing and staging - just not production.
Slowly narrowing it down, but it's essentially a modern day equivalent of DLL Hell.
Update: And squashed. That was a sneaky one.
cheers
Chris Maunder
modified 14-Sep-16 22:48pm.
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Sorry about the troubles.
Good luck!
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Chris Maunder wrote: it works perfectly on testing and staging - just not production
Did you really expect anything else?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Chris Maunder wrote: Update: And squashed. That was a sneaky one.
Don't think so - getting the Hamsters a lot this morning. Mostly seems to be Web02, but that's working sometimes as well...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Chris Maunder wrote: Of course it works perfectly on testing and staging - just not production.
Since we moved over to Docker containers, we have managed to largely eliminate this type of issue.
This space for rent
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For what it's worth, the servers working currently seem to respond extremely quickly. 
Web02 seems to forgot who he is/was/needs to be...
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Web2 is possessed. It's a VM that's an exact copy of the others.
Yet it's possessed. Always has been over the life of the site, even after dozens of hardware changes.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Perhaps Sean has neglected The Server as Greta did with The Boy[^]
modified 15-Sep-16 9:50am.
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I hope I never have to have a day at work like Greta ended up having. Jeez louise.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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... do you put XML comments on private members?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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No. What _happens_ in the class _stays_ in the class. 
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