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I read them all. Did not crack a smile once!  Is this what has become of the famous "British Humor"?
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I thought #6 was mildly humorous; it is one of the few that doesn't try to insult someone to make a joke.
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have a problem about image dicom, when make zoom in or zoom out in a image dicom my line that used for measure not make zoom, can i help me, please thanks.
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Is this related to an article? If so, please ask on the forum at the end of the article. The chances of the author being here and seeing this question are a lot slimmer than them seeing the question against their article.
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If it isn't an article, then you need to ask here: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^]
But in either case, you need to supply a lot more info than that: Remember that we can't see your screen, access your HDD, or read your mind - we only get exactly what you type to work with.
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If you're using a separate app for measuring (which is usually the case), you have to also change the scale in that app.
If not, contact the developers and ask how to link the yardstick (another word for "measuring line") to the scale function.
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this a example about my application:
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OK, I can't really tell anything from that, because I don't even know what language it's written in.
What I suggest is that you go to the list on the left-hand side of this page, click "general programming", click the link for the language it's written in, and ask again there. We have experts in all languages who are willing to help, so you should find what you need there.
They will probably ask to see source code, though, so make sure that you have permission to hand over the code to a public forum.
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Am I wrong to dread Jamaican Hairstyle Day?
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Yes, you should dread the rasta them too.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Careful - they might ganja up on us... 
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In that case, Abyssinia later...
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We could Greece their palms to leave us alone?
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That's a rather bald assumption!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Only if you have a blackbeard....
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It's no good asking us; you'd have to be the Judge of that.
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Is that from the movie(s) or the original comic (2000AD)?
I started with the comic from about issue 5 or so (and the cat turned the entire collection into bedding material...  )
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I started "late" like you, but soon found the first few weeks' issues.
Movies? The Sneaky Typoed Male Horse one was fun enough* (at least it tried to look like Dredd's world), but the more recent one was so p1ss poor, and so not Judge Dredd, that it provoked me to make one of the very few comments I ever made on IMDB (gone, now, because I deleted my account when they demanded my telephone and credit-card numbers).
So yeah, the real thing -- and anyone who doesn't like it can Feel the Fist of Dredd!
* Until he revealed his face, of course -- I never understood why he did that; we all know what he looks like, so why not stick to the tradition?
And Fergie?!? I just take him as a completely different person with the same Christian name.
Oh, and "artificial pixels" -- Bwah-hah-hah-hah-haaaaaa!
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Yeah the comics had a real sense of humour to them as well - like Judge Cal sentencing the whole Mega City 1 population to death in strict alphabetical order... 
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Wasn't that Judge Fish? Or was it after <Spoiler> Judge fish was assassinated?
I dunno. My memory's failing me.
One of us must be getting old -- and I'm pretty sure it's you, because I'm absolutely certain that I'm not.
My fondest memory of Dredd is a one-prog episode where he chases a guy all over town, and then locks him up forever, all because he'd dropped a candy wrapper (or something similarly trivial). I think that that was one of the stories that set the benchmark for the series.
You could never really tell if the Judges were the good guys or a totalitarian SS, which is so real (and currently pertinent) that it's believable.
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That was why Dredd assassinated Judge Fish - to stop the executions.
Do you remember the "mutant rad flea" episode? "I've got 'em. I'm just not scratching."
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In my constant battle to avoid cloud backups and handle my own backup requirements (spanning multiple OSs, devices and location - why make it easy?) I've been playing around with QNAPs and the QTS OS that you use to manage your storage.
It's brilliant. Not in a "it does everything for me" way (though it kinda does), or it's an amazing innovation way, or in a "it's the best UI I've seen" way (though it's definitely close). It's more that it's so ridiculously easy to use.
Think iPad interface mixed with a classic desktop (MacOS LaunchPad style), with Windows/MacOS/GNOME style windows.
It's fast, it's responsive, and it's so unobtrusive and unassuming that I forget: this thing is running in my browser. I remote into servers constantly, and this, to me, is what remoting into a server should always be like.
Kudos to QNAP. Seriously impressed.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Good to know. Thanks!
I can also recommend Synology's web app.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Their front ends for the QNAP NAS boxes have generally been really really good over the last few years.
I have an old TS-509 with a raid 5 configuration on 5x2TB disks and it is just fine and dandy!
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