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I was wrong & you're right. He was just standup. That night[^]
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Hi Mike. Still doing the standup! I host a monthly showcase in Chicago and host a weekly open mic, even had some semi-famous comics stop by!
I started a new job last month after 4.5 years at my old place, so I'll be here posting questions as I learn the new gig's tech stack!
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Glad to hear your doing good wiz. When people stop posting on cp it's usually because they have a life and get busy with it but sometimes it's a more serious reason, glad yours is the former.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Actually he was here not so long ago, two or three weeks.
Said "hi" and disappeared again 
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The last time he posted was 5 days ago...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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A young lady of the night was hired by an old man's son to give his father some fun for his birthday.
She turned up on the old man's doorstep in her most revealing, but tasteful, clothing "I'm here to offer you super sex" to which the old man replied "I think I will have the soup".
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Entering my 55th year I got a three legged dog to attract interesting women. And it worked. The dog meets interesting women every day. I, on the other hand, have apparently become invisible. 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Needs to be motorized though. 
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I got it up to $19,240.00 but then I realized I'd only pay that if the rest of the X-Wing came with it...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Software Zen: delete this;
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Wot? Only one screen?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I have a spare kidney, wonder where I could sell it?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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eBay?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The interesting thing is, I reckon you could make something like this for cheap- especially if you don't need to adjust the monitor in that anglepoise-y kind of way. Car seats must be ten a penny in breaker's yards.
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Could if you had a shop set up with the right tools.
If I had such a shop I would love to try to make one.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I actually made myself a chair for my computer desk by getting an old car seat from a junk yard. It was an old Austin Maxi 1800, I think. The top of the line model for it's time. It had arms on the seat and everything. Amazingly comfortable; I just made a heavy wooden frame to mount it on at a slightly reclining angle - great! I gave it to a friend when I moved house and have missed it ever since.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Hmm that's a good idea except where I'm at it would always be in the way and so would have to put some kind of wheels on it. Got me thinking!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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My chair wouldn't budge an inch so I made a swing arm for my keyboard and had to lift one of the arms to slide in or out of it. I think the solidity added to the comfort.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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