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 Cheers! ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
Now the count is 2!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Absolutely disgusting. Even though a lot of it is obviously fake, I can't shake the feeling. I just want to burn it all with fire.
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so no botflies for you then ? 
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Damn damn damn! Just googled, that's the same damn thing. Yuk!! 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Funny enough, that's not bothering me.
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I'm not afraid of anything, not even this.
Mind you, I don't "like" the pictures (fake or not), but I have no feelings of disgust, fear or whatever.
Which makes me feel kind of cool actually, because I have literally no fear of anything at all. (yet)
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Being grossed out is not the same as being scared. And simple holes in a strawberry are hardly gross.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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This doesn't bother me, what does bother me are Mangoworms (youtube at your own risk) and that's more to do with the distress that's being caused to the (usually) dog. 
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHH. Go. Away.
Not that I freak out, but that stuff gives me a bad feeling.
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I think you are hole-y off your rocker. 
Marc
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And apparently so is this data 
var _data = null; Just found this piece in some JavaScript.
I deleted the comment and the variable as it was unused 
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Only unused JavaScript is good JavaScript
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Got in this morning, two support calls waiting.
1 - Something didn't work yesterday and we didn't get an email. Why not???!!!
A brief investigation, using tools that the person raising the call has, it didn't fail, of course it didn't, send them the evidence.
2 - Can you monitor the output of a system, we've been told something isn't working and we don't believe it.
Set up monitoring, watch what they do, it all works perfectly. Of course it did, because they didn't do the thing that they had been told wasn't working properly.
And now the bit about Wales.
A couple of weeks ago I was pissed off, couldn't be bothered coming and sitting in this madhouse doing nothing again (I'm two months into my three months notice as regular readers may recall), so when I got to work I just kept going, set my satnav for Wales (ignoring motorways) and followed it blindly for a couple of hours. Drove through some lovely scenery, got to the border, took a selfie with the Welcome to Powys sign, and started back towards work. Half way back got an email from my boss asking where I was, so that at least answered the question I had about would anyone even notice if I just didn't turn up.
Wish I'd kept going today too, maybe tried going for a look at Scotland, even more impressive scenery on the way there.
Tick follows tock follows tick follows tock... And not even a Guinness at the end of it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Well I hope you sent him a copy of the selfie!
I hope it had "Croeso i Bowys" on it as well...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It was this sign[^], look at all those lovely sheep.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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If I recall correctly there is a "beers and bikers" festival in that field every summer - I don't know if they move the sheep off the field first.
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I absolutely loathe it when I'm asked by a non-tekkie, to carry out a bit of coding in such way, am I alone?
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Then tell the wuckfod how to do his job. I had a BA at a previous job who loved to tell us how something would be implemented, I think in 7 years he never got it right.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I had a BA at a previous job who loved to tell us how something would be implemented
Don't we all.
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I believe he was complaining about the phrase in the subject, not being told how to do the work.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Would you prefer it for someone to give you a request then say "Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!"?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The requirement should always be a business case and the Voodoo left up to the tech-heads.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: and the Voodoo left up to the tech-heads
Damn right - they were terrible cards.[^]
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Yes. As long as the normals see what we do as magic, we are superior to them.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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As Clarke said: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic".
Woo ho! I'm a Computer Wizard!
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