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Mike Mullikin wrote:
0) Create a catchy name and a VERY vague description with a lot of industry buzz words.
1) Pitch the idea to venture capitalists and angel investors.
3) 2) Lease a bunch of high priced / cool office space in "The Valley".
Fill space with quirky furniture, silly table games and expensive latte machines.
4) Hire your college buddies to fill odd named executive positions (Chief Spiritual Officer, Digital Overlord, VP of Creative)
5) Hire a diverse group of Hipster developers straight out of school and promise them founders shares.
6) Pray somebody in #5 has a clue.
7) Plan your IPO!!!

7) Return to step 1

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