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DaedTech wrote: Give me one set of people: those that know how to solve problems, including the problem of taking care of both vision and details.
Can't find such set. There is always knowledge friction in this field.
Wonde Tadesse
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As a Senior Principle Sarcasm Architect I have to say that's the most brillant thing I've ever read. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on oneβs own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Motherboard reports that CERN engineers have previously left obsolete cables in place while making upgrades, but those unused cables are now getting in the way. That's about what it looks like under my desk
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I've heard of projects where they pulled the plug, but this is extreme... 
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You are in the running for Best Pun Found On CP for 2016!!
If you win, you will be the lucky and talented winner of an
Official No-Prize
This is official and coveted. Rarely obtained. If you should win, please do not gloat.
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Neato! 
raddevus wrote: If you should win, please do not gloat
I can't make any promises there
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Graybeard: "Oh, I'll just comment that out for later."
Many years after Graybeard is long retired a bug erupts...
Newb Coder : "Hmmm... what is this comment? I wonder if that value should actually be set? May as well uncomment it and try."
Build...run...
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Just off the main power ??
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WebM is leading H.265 in the race to dominate the next generation of online video. That means we should only have to install about another 700 updates
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First Flash then next thing you know it'll be Captain America...R.I.P.
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Yay!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being βsocietyβs supervisors,β who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Miracles can happen. It could awake from the coma.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Flash dead soon very soon.
I know, I know. I've heard that since 2002.
Life is too shor
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Dispatch war rocket AJAX to bring back his body.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
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+5 for the Flash Gordon reference. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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As the name indicates, it is merely a Flash; nothing enduring.
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'Level of interestβ¦indicates much more rapid shift to Windows 10 than any previous operating system,' says Gartner Probably within the next decade or two
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By the time they get it veted and find all of the adware privacy settings they will be on windows 15 +
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The inmates are ruling the asylum.
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Fascinating how easily statistical data can be explained either way...you can band it to your wishes...
For instance the number and kind of questions means for the author that enterprise interested in adopting W10, but it probably mean that Microsoft spread so much fog over the spy-bot activities of the OS, that IT have to ask more than the usual questions to make things clear...
I also checked some of the numbers...For instance 5% (computers with W10) of 12% (companies have it) means that 0.6% of the computers in enterprise companies has W10 installed - That's really an achievement...
The 60% that plan to grow from 5% to 7% means that an other 7% of the total companies will add a half computer in 2016...Wow!
Always loved statistics
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Oracle plans to deprecate the Java browser plugin in JDK 9. Just a few years after everyone disabled it
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Beware anything that boils programming down to simple rules like "don't use magic numbers". Code is more subtle than that. It takes more than 10 steps
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DWORDs fail me... 
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just dont code and sleep all day
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